Snickety Lemon

An account to complain about stuff, get above my political station, look at dogs, space and funny tweeters.

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@SHOSKY1 Like a scene from a thriller film

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@PamelaMayoss You’ll be out there tinkering in the shed next

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@Meta at its finest. Reported a video for disgusting animal cruelty and they’re allowing it to stay up. Doesn’t go against their #Facebook standards. Sick fuckers.

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@asda Imagine kicking Laura Belbin out of the Fareham store for signing her own books (Wife. Mother. Realist.)….

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@peopleareberks @TattyOne They’re brilliant, aren’t they

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@peopleareberks @TattyOne This is the third. Love his missing tooth

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@peopleareberks @TattyOne The third is with my son. He’s a limited edition

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@TattyOne I bought three fugglers…..

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@HolyCrayons Ahhh that is beautifully gorgeous

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Love this story!

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

This man had to give up his dog to the Humane Society due to undergoing a lengthy hospital stay. One of the nurses found out and immediately went to the shelter to adopt his dog. She brings him to visit daily and will return him as soon as the man is well enough to go home

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@peopleareberks Ah he sounds cute

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@mrst43 My boy is a rain dodger too. Out the door, quick wee and I’m dragged straight back in.

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@SHOSKY1 Nobody wants to wash their face in water their bum has been in

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@AmazonHelp Are you actually serious that I can only use it on items sold by Amazon? The majority of items sold on Amazon, Amazon do not sell. That’s a ridiculous cop out.

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Wouldn’t it be amazing if @AmazonUK actually honoured the £20 pay off promised after complaining about their shitty delivery drivers. Apparently it will automatically apply when I order something. Or not, as the case may be… Not the first time it’s been an empty promise.

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@AmazonHelp It makes no difference. Even your items won’t go through.

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@JMickAndrews @piersmorgan Nothing to stop her writing a book from jail

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@AmazonHelp Which one of these options will solve my issue….? None of them cover Amazon not honouring a promised automatic application of £20

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@AmazonHelp Ooh yay! A link to a road to nowhere. Chatting with a robot that has no idea what I am on about because it’s not in the drop down list of options.

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@Grant_Colgate #lawsuits

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@AmazonHelp I think you’ll find I just did.