Moose

Decent human being, zamboni driver (I peaked in high school), proud Minnesotan.

[Moose @SnoopMoose]

For all you Marley fans:

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Goodbye, Morris. We are all gonna miss you. You could be hard on directors, make-up artists, costumers - really anyone with arms or legs - but I know you did it for the ultimate good of the film. The day you wouldn’t come out of your trailer unless we sent in 40 heads of lettuce taught me a powerful lesson: never compromise your art. I will never forget at craft service that time when we split the Three Musketeers bar and you let me have the bigger half. But that’s who you were.

I know your character’s decapitation in the first movie precluded your participation in the sequel, but we all appreciated the fruit basket and the hilarious note. I will miss the sound of your tail sliding through the tall grass, your cold, bumpy skin, but, most of all, I will miss your infectious laugh. Thanks to Mr. Young for taking care of you all these years, and vaya con dios, old friend.

[Barflaan Tedoe 🇱🇷 @The_Barftender]

They tryna make me a fan again. I’m not falling for it

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

I feel like God created Minnesota just to see what human beings are capable of enduring.

[David Ubben @davidubben]

I'm trying to think about what would happen if me being a 21-year-old idiot cost my dad $100,000 and his company $250,000

[dont worry about it @soleildabs]

Wild fans you have to hold the line. You cannot have hope until we’ve won game 4 and we’re up significantly in game 5 with a minute left. Dont let them trick you!!!!

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

Hello, this is precursor to genocide

[vale⋆BROOKE DAY!!! @rre2make]

sister michael would've pulled that plane back into the air

[wor$⃝t aaron in america @rornronrnron]

boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk:

[Officer Martinez ➐ @CBMovieFan]

I'm not the biggest Superman expert, but his cape needs to be at least... 3 times bigger than this

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

Marc-Andre Fleury's final regular season send off win will go down as one of the most special moments in #MnWild history 🌸

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This mf built the bricks house for sure 💀

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:

When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

[Video Nasties🇵🇲 @53gaDr3amca5t]

The Vikings pulled a lick so incredible, so devious, so insane, that people are still falling for it over a millennium later.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

What an absolute unit of a bumblebee

[Moose @SnoopMoose]

This is how the start of literally every hockey practice goes, bombarded with a dozen questions and all the kids surrounding me.

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

how it feels to not use chatgpt for anything because my heart is pure