SnottyBonko

Martial artist, dad, husband, aspiring chef, foodie, lover of one liners and just trying to leave everyone a little better than when I first encountered them.

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@EliotShorrParks Yay. Can we maybe use him for something other than bubble screens behind the line of scrimmage?

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@tommyda53620872 New law. No pharmaceutical commercials. That’ll cut down on half of them.

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@PHLEaglesNation How’d that work out for ya.

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@elonmusk I have personal adjectives. You may refer to me as a Hot and Sexy.

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@DigennaroMike @JameyBaskow This

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I’ve been listed as “questionable” for this weekend’s eagles-titans game.

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ESPN ranks the Rams at #4 after losing by 20 in week 1. Hilarious.

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@elonmusk Can we bring back the ability to set max speed again? The thing goes too fast in hurry mode and sometimes not fast enough in standard and you can no longer set it. And it rides the passing lane forever and makes people pass you on the right.

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@MKBHD Meh

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@tesla_na Yes it will cause you to wonder why you can no longer tweak the max speed setting. Or why it rides the left lane forever while cars pass you on the right.

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@ZBerm Clear straight answer. Not.

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@mcuban @grok Because climate change is nonsense.

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@DiBonaNFL Yup. WIP is going to be insufferable

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@EliotShorrParks Pretty good for having so many offensive coordinators.

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@EliotShorrParks The offense can wake up and do something now.

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@EliotShorrParks They need to shut up already with the number of OCs Hurts has had. Devonta Smith has had 8 going back to college. No one talking about it. Shut up about it already.

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@WarhorseDiv Average car price is now over 51K, uninsured drivers….

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@EliotShorrParks The miners didn’t really face him in week 1 either.

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@_CameronLane Spiritual issues.

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@FoxNews What if AI wins AI?