chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines

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[Tori Elliott @telliotter]

Nothing like watching a group of male friends tenderly tell one of their own, who is hurting, to seek therapy and heal. 10/10 more of this please

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

@neilhimself a thought randomly struck - did you ever have the pleasure of knowing Kurt Vonnegut?

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

anyone know where I can find self esteem bc it certainly isn't here lmao

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

apparently my whole life my tailbone has been bent to almost 90° for all of my life but we just learned about it 🤣get it together, tailbone. jesus do you put the "cock" in coccyx.

(cool lil dots are the leads to one of my implanted spinal stimulators)

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

Etsy just suggested a latex dress and a thank you cup for a bridesmaid.

Hint:
- I'm allergic to latex
- I've been (monogamous) married for 7 years

I'm not even mad. I can't wait to see what's next, tbqfh

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

I just scrolled through 400 of a friend's following list so I could remember this gd username/account.

I could have just made a new account, but why? I worked hard on niche, random, doofy tweets for years.

Clearly, my power is here.

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

flipped a splint and WHATUP I CAN HOLD MY PHONE NOW

#FunctionalCollagenMustBeAMyth #EhlersDanlosSyndrome

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

[starts playing Skyrim again]

This time I will be a citizen of honor. No thieving!

[immediately steals 3 bowls of no value whatsoever]

#skyrim

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

it's probably pretty neat to be @SirPatStew

just some lowkey speculation.

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

fuck conference rooms, but esp conference room tables

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

"Light lunch" isn't a thing. That's just a snack.

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

@SandyPugGames he has remarkable ideas just adjacent to yours in all of the best ways

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

@neilhimself @amandapalmer I feel like for us non public eye people, if we want to know private info on those in the public eye, we have a paywall but instead of money, instead something suuuuper personal yourself for them.

Only seems fair.

I'm not in the public eye, but wish you all deserved privacy&<3

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

@neilhimself I missed it as well, but only bc based on a previous comment of yours made me concerned about cake availability.

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

@SandyPugGames

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

@dannypudi is still the best batman of all time js

if he isnt even on your batman ranking list, who do you think you are? DO YOU EVEN -KNOW- BATMAN?

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

@dannypudi is still the best batman js

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

Me: Fuck I love breathing.
My asthma: And???

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

@queensnw Absolutely

[chelle: queen of weed & antihistamines @SnowAndBenadryl]

SUCKERS

I got highlevelgoose for my username update. Y'all missed your opportunity.