Snowball Monkey

I am a simple monkey. I have a snowball and am waiting to throw it.
#afcb 🍒
I'm in love with rock and roll and I'll be out all night.

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Favorite albums (no particular order):
Silver Jews -- American Water
The Smiths -- The Queen is Dead
The Hold Steady -- Separation Sunday
Rolling Stones -- Sticky Fingers
Funkadelic -- Maggot Brain
Calexico -- The Black Light
Shriekback -- Oil and Gold
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@roryisconfused In the opening montages, I love the scene of the police carrying a young woman in a leopard skin coat that fainted out of the theater.

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@StevenCheung47 You mad, bro?

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@GlobeBobRyan You know I was ready to join the pile on, but the +/- numbers support Bob's opinion.

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@Tahoe_TV 3.5 huge steps.

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@Samiv68 @tedlieu @WhiteHouse Simply not true. Prices have continued to rise.

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@NickLutsko

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@DavidCornDC Also he was effing President a year ago and had been for 3 months.

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@Carter_Paulson @DukeManiacs @Veney2019 @LoftinpaulPaul That's true. But the talent he's had these two years, especially last year, has been generational.

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Watching Senator Susan Collins ask questions this morning to Tulsi Gabbard, and I hate to speculate, but it sure seems to me she has Parkinsons or some pretty severe neurological disease that is causing body and voice tremors.

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@kevinsheehanDC Does the signing of two edge rushers mean that Commanders are out of the market for Bain and Bailey?

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@pmarca Listen to yourself. Are worried that you might transmutate into an actual douchebag?

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@RepOgles You're an absolute disgrace. Resign.

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@WhiteHouse Zero class. Zero.

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@RepFine Jesus wept.

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@SumOneHas2SayIt @Music__Mentor This is the correct answer.

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Kevin -- Am I wrong that the Wizards have sat Sarr and Keyshawn in the 4th in order to lose to no avail?
@kevinsheehanDC

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@JamesGrahamP @kevinsheehanDC This is a strong draft class so we'll have another out there too.

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

Growing up reading the Post, I didn’t realize it wasn’t like this in other cities. I didn’t know how lucky we were to enjoy giants of their craft like Kornheiser, Wilbon, Boswell, Kindred & Feinstein. George Solomon, who I am lucky to now call a friend, at the helm of an unrivaled room.

Sally Jenkins and Barry Svrluga, among many, later continued the tradition that apparently ends today? It’s hard to process that notion. Everything changes, but the greatness of that newsroom isn’t something that ever becomes outdated or unnecessary.

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@EWErickson And Alex Pretti would still be alive IF he had a dentist appointment at that time. And Alex Pretti would be alive IF his car had broken down that day. And Alex Prettiwould have been alive IF he lived in Arizona. Weak. Fucking. Sauce.

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This used to be one of the hardest legal jobs to land. Now they're advertising on Twitter for candidates.

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

If you want to combat fraud, crime and illegal immigration, reach out. Patriots needed.