Mort

Snow/Mary Margaret's squirrel ~ You can find me in Mary Margaret's vent or Regina's cleavage.

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

COCO DONT IGNORE ME

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

@OfPeasantry @RottenToTheCora Or does it EXTRA VALIDATE IT?!

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

@OfPeasantry @RottenToTheCora I’m sure that’s not your writer’s opinion. *Casually drinks pee-nut tea*

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

Cold heart = cold veins

[—Inactive— @OfPeasantry]

I suddenly feel ice running through my veins, is this normal?

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

This fuckin shit again

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

@OfPeasantry Years later and the imMORTal part you still don’t understand. I’m buying you a DICKtionary, you illiterate bastard.

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

I will leave and never come back. Don’t let that fuckin owl get me. I swear to god WHERE IS @SnowWhiteCoco

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

@OfPeasantry I swear to fucking god, you motherfucking peasant. If you let that bitch get me again, I will send your shit to the one person who you don’t want to see it.

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

I hate all of you motherfuckers

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

@OfPeasantry I mean, I’ve got Snow’s vents. All I resent is the owl. And that one time you bitches tried to get me killed. BUT WE WONT GO THERE NOW.

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

@OfPeasantry Twerk for me, peasant. #TOTHEBEAT

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

I got a bitch named Snow,
And she really can’t go
A single night without a single blow.
She’s really sunk down low
Tryna make it seem like she ain’t a ho

This is Mort and thank you for joining my rap TedTalk

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

My writer resents you

[—Inactive— @OfPeasantry]

You’re all welcome for the squirrel. 🤗

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

Ew. Listen. These old people on the TL trying to flirt are really harshing my squirrely vibes

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

WHAT DOU YOU MEAN BROWNIESSSSS

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

PLOT TWIST

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

-slow clap-

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

@OfPeasantry She said she will when you go to where she lives. -whispers- Be careful tho. Her house is like a motherfucking freak show.

[Mort @SnowsSquirrel]

@OfPeasantry -ninja climbs you and wraps my tail around your neck as I whisper in your ear- So like... ya back?