So Indian

Tweets about how typical indian people are. All tweets are only meant for laughter. A follow for funny bone tickles.

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

This is 💯. It took me 40 years to learn it.

[So Indian @SoAnnehz]

Appa : Dei why you do badly in the exam ? The astrologist said you were destined for big things da.

Me: Appa plis. The fault in our stars.

[So Indian @SoAnnehz]

It's so hard to be an Indian boy in today's society, everyone thinks you are "karat", this includes other indians. 😭 #sadindianboys

[So Indian @SoAnnehz]

If there is one thing an Indian parent has, it's EGO. 😂 #WeAllKnowIt

[So Indian @SoAnnehz]

Parents will wait till the last day before informing us of a family gathering or function. #IndianTiming

[So Indian @SoAnnehz]

Living the indian life.

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Every indian child has been brought up to get first in his/her class.

[So Indian @SoAnnehz]

#IHateSchoolBecause my teachers always scold me then report to my Appa.

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Me : Pa, this is wrong
Pa : Are you correcting me ?
Me : Yes.
Pa : I have tasted more salt than you in life. Don't teach me things. #ayat

[So Indian @SoAnnehz]

You don't know emotional, physical and mental scarring if you aren't the eldest son in an Indian family.

[So Indian @SoAnnehz]

Indian parents are the most hypocritical parents ever.

[So Indian @SoAnnehz]

Free advice.
Girls are humans too.
So boys stop whistling and calling them like they are some dogs.

[So Indian @SoAnnehz]

Eating time ;

When I take less : Take more, eat properly.

When I take more : Dont waste food, people in Africa no food.

#IndianHouse

[So Indian @SoAnnehz]

In an Indian family, you ain't legal till you married.

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Kissing scene on tv in a non indian house.

*awwww so sweet this couple*

Likewise in an indian house.

*WHAT IS TV SHOWING KIDS NOWADAYS!?*

[So Indian @SoAnnehz]

Me: happy laughing smiling a lot

Mum : do you have a boyfriend ?! Why you so happy. Go study now !!!

Me: -.-

[So Indian @SoAnnehz]

Samy : eh come lepak tonight?
Muthu: onz deh.
Samy :fetch me deh
Muthu: mike sorry la I think tonight cannot weh.my dog on period #SoIndian

[So Indian @SoAnnehz]

In every indian function. Surely must have curry or varuval.
No curry or varuval = no function.

[So Indian @SoAnnehz]

Only in indian movies they will change 10 set of clothings and 10 different locations for 1 song.

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Every indian guys crush.