Brenna Smith

Loves dogs.
Hates assholes.

[Brenna Smith @SoManyBrennas]

@Ravens Really glad this bullshit AI https://t.co/536Anb9H9A post I screenshot 10 hours before the game even kicked off wasn't an accurate prediction. 🙄

Had me checking both my calendar and my carbon monoxide detectors.

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@GoodToGoJoe1142 @WUTangKids That's exactly what I was trying to work out.

Can I wear my comfy pants, or do I need more pockets than my pants are likely to have?
Do they drug test?
If I suck at harassing brown people do I get rehomed like a failed K9, or just paid like Congress?

That's... about it.

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@SundaeDivine I was watching Armageddon earlier and I thought "you know what? If that happened today, I'm cool with the asteroid. "

They're already firing all the scientists and astronauts and deep core drillers anyway, so let's just say fuck it and hope Canada can save us. 🤷‍♀️

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@gtconway3d Toddlers learn a word or phrase and use it incessantly and they're just babies and it's funny to everyone besides their parents.

But "thank you for your attention to this matter" on repeat - appropriate or not - is NOT a sign of robust cognitive health.

JFC. 🤦‍♀️

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@zachbollinger18 It's a great day to be alive. 🤣

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@dr_musli @JoJoFromJerz Hell yeah! Fuck that lib and her ability to filter toxins from her blood! I bet they regulate her electrolytes, too. You know she only looks so fabulous in that dress because she respects other people's rights, right? Wake up, sheeple! 😄

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@TheBmoreBattery That's... not what you want. 😧

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@KellyScaletta Always misses the trash can when throwing away his used Q-tips, and just leaves them on the floor.

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@zachbollinger18 I'm just going to say it: I'm so sick of people bitching and calling for Elias's job and shitting on our guys.

We've had off years before. Lots of them. Y'all got high on the last 2 seasons and forgot our Birds are just human.

Be a fan. Or root for the Yankees.🖕

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@zachbollinger18 I *just* said to my husband (a Tigers fan, btw) "I really hope the O's win...that'd be really nice."

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@WUTangKids What ever happened to him? I kind of expected he'd be appointed Deputy Director of the FBI by now.

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@mari_female @NancyMace In this capacity she is NOT a representative of God, she is supposed to be a representative of those of us living in her district.

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@KellyScaletta I mean, he's basically Jesus.

Clothing the naked, feeding the hungry, healing the sick, loving thy neighbor...

It's uncanny.

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@demandjustice25 @SundaeDivine Smallpox is gonna be a bitch when it comes back. Its eradication was considered the greatest humanitarian achievement of the 21st century. The "do yer own research" folk are going to be the death of us.
And we'll all smell like turmeric. And polio. 🫤

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@SundaeDivine I asked 'what would Jesus do?" on a FB post and my own mom blocked my ass. Right after getting very offended when my gay uncles called out her surprising hypocrisy, and I pointed out that worshipping MAGA and Jesus is simply incompatible.

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@SammichNJ @TalkinYanks Bacon also tossed Orioles skipper Brandon Hyde 4 days ago over a similarly shitty strike call. His strike zone shifts like a drunk driver over the double yellow.

The Angel Hernandez Award For Excellence for 2025 has an early contender.

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@PatCleburne88 @atrupar The closed captioning writer just cracked his knuckles, poured a stiff bourbon... and quit.
Nobody could decipher that shit.

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@rePro_Truth @TheTNHoller I don't know why that's surprising.
It's the whole premise of MAGA.

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@KellyScaletta @Acyn

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@JJFan18 @Logically_JC I miss the tan suit days.
Even some of the people who disliked Obama recognized it as a nonsense issue and weren't afraid to say so.