Mortimer

I'm the greatest Ranger of all time. During the times when I'm not walloping on the peasants in Camp, I pass the time by tweeting my thoughts here on Twitter.

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I can turn Common monsters into Epics, but who needs Epics? Psh #MyUselessSuperpower #LegendariesFTW

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@maccolo46 @battlecamp Good!

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#ImNotEvilImJust so regal that I must show the peasants "how it's done"

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@Sickyoung89 @battlecamp Are you speaking from the future or the past?

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@battlecamp Tho I'm not really looking into taking on peasant apprentices, maybe having someone bask in my glow up close wouldn't be so bad

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@battlecamp I'd love to have myself as a life coach. Being more like me sounds wonderful!

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It's simple, Little Caesars Arena's name should be changed to Mortimer Arena. #EasiestDecisionOfYourLife

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@TylerRashawn #TeamRookies

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#TeamCap #TeamIronman #TeamKasichCruz So many choices. Still all peasants tho

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Battling opponents in Domino is such a breeze I often use my toes to move around gems while I work my pecs https://t.co/RSyyqE501G

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#WouldYouRather

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Today I listed a Veeppeep on BC Rank asking for 4 Legendaries and people got mad at me! What? It's got sentimental value.

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@KashKid @battlecamp I'll give you a follow. That won't increase your % on LT, but maybe my charisma will rub off on you. #WhoKnows

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@KashKid @battlecamp Lost Temple is easy. Just try defeating the Architect in one shot.

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My Legendary team depends on the day. Monday MagicTrixsters, Tuesday TruEvilathons etc. It's like changing socks https://t.co/lK9KC1WCQr

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I'd consider going to #PAXEast2016 but I doubt they'd allow my Legendaries inside-particularly the fire-breathing ones #CantGoWithoutMySquad

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#ToGetReadyForSummerI get my SPF30000 ready. My skin is naturally so radiant that I need to take extra precautions.

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I'm already royal, but who says I can't be doubly royal? #TeamRoyal @battlecamp https://t.co/gSlnCkKbnG

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#WouldYouRather

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@babyh80 Correction: all the peasants stole my style and adopted it. That's why I changed.

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Good gravy I look good in every style! What do you think? Marvelous right? But really? Which one is ULTRA best?

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Ah, yes. Was flipping through my photo albums when I uncovered this treasure, my old hairdo #FlashbackFriday #Flashy