UkrainianProblems

Those little everyday irritations like losing your keys and being invaded by Russia. Dark humour for dark times - supporting the people of Ukraine 🇺🇦

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Tripadvisor Review:
Mariupol -
This used to be a beautiful city but our recent visit was spoiled by all the rubble and mass graves, presumably caused by American tourists.
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V Putin

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When your newsagent is all out of ‘I’m sorry your sister was raped and murdered’ cards.

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When you watch the Oscars to escape from all the violence.

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When you just can’t face another Saturday night out - the taxi queues, the curry house bill arguments, the ballistic missiles…

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When you have an argument with your neighbour that goes on way too long because they refuse to admit they’ve lost…

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When the unexpected item in the bagging area is a ballistic missile.

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@pussyquiet @MrsStephenFry @Waycross84 Two wrongs don’t make a right, right?

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When you realise you’ve bought the bootleg version of Brokeback Mountain…
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@Waycross84 Sorry, it’s a bit hard to read with all the bombing of innocent civilians going on at the moment…

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Things said by nearly all Ukrainians about the weather this weekend:
1. “I can’t believe how nice it is!”
2. “There’s people outside in tanks”
3. “It makes such a difference, doesn’t it?”
4. “We could eat outside”
5. “Actually they’re shooting at us”
6. “Shall we go in?”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things said by nearly all Brits about the weather this weekend:

1. “I can’t believe how nice it is!”
2. “There’s people outside in shorts”
3. “It makes such a difference, doesn’t it?”
4. “We could eat outside”
5. “Actually it’s not that warm”
6. “Shall we go in?”

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@Waycross84 Why?

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@Waycross84 Are you flirting with me?

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@Waycross84 Ditto.

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@Waycross84 How long has it been happening in America?

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@Waycross84 Try American Problems

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When you have an important meeting and your train’s running late…

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Belarusian railway workers today sabotaged the railway lines leading to Ukraine, making it impossible for the Russians to resupply by train.

The Russian logistics situation near Kyiv just went from bad to worse.

It’s the largest sabotage action in Belarus so far during this war

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@Kopikido Thank you!

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When it’s your turn to host on Ukrainian Come Dine With Me and you hope nothing goes wrong…
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Echoing across Ukraine:

“It’s actually quite bomby when the sun goes in”

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Echoing across Britain:

“It’s actually quite cold when the sun goes in”

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When your little girl just won’t stop singing Let It Go…