Matt

[Matt @So_Many_Shrimp]

@jamieloftusHELP Rutt's Hut in Clifton NJ. Two Rippers with their mustard, cheese fries, and a small birch beer. A balanced breakfast or dinner or to save your life.

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@ham_sculpture @willmenaker That's my mom's favorite piece!

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@AventuraObscura POV You are about to spend your remaining years as a goat.

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@Quicktake gucci.loo

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@socialistdogmom I only get 7 a month!

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@EoinHiggins_ @BAKKOOONN Man there is no rodeo in Rockaway there is a mall.

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@kimpossiblefact I didn't know he sounded like such a whiny dork lmao

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@ASPertierra This actually made me think "Damn Japan is smaller than I thought."

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@archaeologyart @humanforscaIe I guess the Pope's hat was much taller back then.

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@islandgoth An armchair Howard Stern's pre- green room. Used to have a matching chair and a couch too.

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@rarerborealis Anyone know if theres one of these for Jersey?

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@TNADixie: Miss you, boo!
@AJStylesOrg: New promotion. Who dis?
#WWE #IMPACTonPOP #AJStyles #DixieCarter #BulletClub

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It's socially acceptable to fight a guy unironically wearing a Four Loko hat just cause he's wearing a Four Loko hat unironically, right?

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@prograpslady Figured you may need an updated version now.

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@joshaintfunny Oz continues to not get the respect he deserves.

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Should've made @PaulStanleyLive wear his makeup if he wanted the good seats. #raw

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@joshaintfunny He should just wrestle his own reflection but the I don't think the ring could handle all those kickouts.

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Doesn't matter what color the dress is, babe. I just know its gonna look great on my bedroom floor. #TheDress

[Matt @So_Many_Shrimp]

If we handled ISIS like I handle earbuds the war would be over in no time.