Mystical🌬️☄️

Renegade📌
Emotional Gangsta🫧
Blackity Black 🌬️🇰🇪
🌬️🇨🇦

[Mystical🌬️☄️ @So_Waigwan]

@BornAKang I stun a queen! She really is so over it. 😂😂

[valerie @badpositionz]

how about you copy the gif link and shove it up your ass

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Why is there still no app for finding someone to drink with? Imagine just swiping and seeing “Bob, 300 metres away, has a 6-pack of Bud Light.” Now that’s a match.

[Milani @milani_xxo]

I’m slowly making peace with the thought of doing life alone. Some nights, I just wish I had someone to share the little things with, someone to come home to, someone who chooses me without hesitation. I have so much love to give, and sometimes I wonder if I’ll ever find somewhere to put it.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Remember to set your clocks back tonight from standard depression to seasonal depression.

[🖤 @deba2dxr]

Fun fact: When a woman is on her period, her estrogen level drops which means her testosterone is driving her behavior. So when you complain she’s acting like a bitch.. she’s actually acting like a MAN.

[UGHLEE ✮⋆˙ @ILYBrittnei]

Never deleting this app

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

I'll be damned if all I have to show for this life is a man and some kids.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i don’t know if everyone feels this way, but seeing trees being cut down hurts my soul deeply in a way i can’t explain. something about it feels insanely wrong

[Mystical🌬️☄️ @So_Waigwan]

And I'm a better person for it.

[Gracea @Gracetwtx]

Ngl something in me died this year for sure

[Hana @hanamymood]

Unapologetically

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

I love direct communication.

Please disappoint me in one clear sentence so I can get on with my day.

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

I can’t call someone a dumb fuck at work, so instead I say, “walk me through your thought process”

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

we romanticized being detached because admitting "l really fucking love you and losing you would hurt me" requires a type of gangster this generation doesn't respect enough

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[Ada is a girl💗 @faveda12]

“men are the providers” is crazy because most of us wouldn’t be alive if our mothers didn’t provide for us

[nerd with adhd @sidinkd]

that's why im on twitter, everyone is either su*ci*al or horny or political.

[🪽🪽 @23meeeryy]

me tuve que poner a fumar en el ikea para que m echaran, no encontraba la salida

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 do you understand what's happening with Canada right now..

the US just slapped 50% tariffs on $20 billion worth of Canadian goods.. and Ontario's premier looked at a camera and said "I'll cut them off.. you won't get a grain of sand out of Ontario"..

he's talking about electricity.. and critical minerals.. the stuff you need for AI chips.. electric vehicles.. fighter jets.. the things America says it can't let China control..

this is Canada.. the country that shares the longest undefended border in human history.. 5,525 miles.. no walls.. no soldiers.. they've fought beside America in every war since 1917.. built a joint air defense system in 1958 that's still running today..

the closest ally America has ever had is now threatening to turn the lights off..

Trump started a trade war with the one country that never needed a treaty to prove it was loyal.. and now loyalty has a price..