The Office Belongs On Netflix

I used to pray for times like this....

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

My homies know me so well. I'm having such a good time that I keep having to hold back tears #MyBachIsBetter2017 #MemorialSHAEWkd

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

I like this type of performance because you can tell there was PRACTICE!

None of this just getting up there doing whatever and jumping around.

Auntie wanna see a program!

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

I like my beat down low. TI’s music gone do it for me every time!

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

@Corporate_Rich I never saw this tweet until just now. This made my whole day because it was suchhhh an awful one! Still my favorite song as well 🤞🏾this song can still bring me back to baseline

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

If you are 35-45 years old asking “where’s the cookout”, I need you to engage in a moment of deep reflection and then get a grip because the plot has lost you. The same goes for folks 55-65 asking who is hosting for the holidays.

The answer is your house. The answer is you.

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

@iHarveyKU @OblivionandBYND @heyyitsjanea I promise you don’t have to prove anything to me. We disagree (vehemently I might add) and aren’t going to come to a middle ground. And that’s okay.

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

@iHarveyKU @OblivionandBYND @heyyitsjanea Oh. Okay then. Be well!

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

@Irresistably_me The comments on this side of social media had me like 😳👀🧐 lmao. The kid (my love bug) is well cared for and deeply loved. And now his mother can access all of the energy she has in her body and pour it into him more consistently.

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

@BiggSalt30 Hi! I am she. plenty of ppl have shared with me that weed in the morning helps them feel more balanced. It’s not something I have experience with but I think everyone has to do what works for them so they can show up as their best self. Just stating where I stand on the matter 🥰

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

@iHarveyKU @OblivionandBYND @heyyitsjanea I felt completely normal. I literally feel the same every single day. I remembered what my husband had said and thought “hmmm I wonder if he’s right” and checked the cameras. Turns out he was right lol. Think of it like I have consistent access to my stored energy.

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

@SlugShaman @iLizzyBee @heyyitsjanea I don’t know you but you are replying and saying all the things I’m thinking. People just don’t understand what this life is like. So thank you!

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

@jessliftedme @heyyitsjanea I didn’t reply to any comments but this one. My husband is a literal godsend. He was downstairs preparing lunch. I do the dressing and breakfast. He does lunch and drop off. Real team energy. He can do no wrong and I will tolerate no slander of my baby daddy boo thang 😂

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

Honestly. HONESTLY. Stevie Wonder's "Knocks Me Off My Feet" is 10 out of 10.

I've had it on repeat for an hour.

[Washingtonian Problems @WashProbs]

“Can you pick me up from Dulles”

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

Yearly reminder.

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

Just thought about how this nigga had people pay MONEY to come to his wedding….people TRAVELED…whole time he was being a piece of shit DAYS before his wedding.

Everytime I think about it, I just be like

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

Imagine thinking you pay me enough to get slammed into the snow with no sleeves on.

[Ghostvface @ghostvface]

@TheRISEofROD - “Can a nigga borrow a French friy?
“Nigga is you gonna give it back?!”

[𝐣𝐫𝐠 🌼⚾️ @jessakah_]

I keep seeing people ask how millennials are the only people who can see through the online bullsht. And I’ll tell you how. Bc we didn’t always have the internet but once we did, every single school paper needed 10 reliable website sources and none could be Wikipedia or a dot com

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

@RaaaaayP Awww I was bout to say! I’m here for the weekend 🥰

[The Office Belongs On Netflix @SoapboxShae]

I’m older enough to remember when this was free.

[youngin🖤 @youngin954]

Catch me at chipotle on Halloween 😂😂😂😂😂😂