Soccer Neophytes Podcast

Season 7! Chris, Andrew, Tim & Nate welcome this season's neophyte, Ellie, to guide him through the 24/25 Premier League season to help him pick a club.

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S7E28 is LIVE - OUR 200th EPISODE!!!

Special thanks to @Palmercat, @timhoiland, & @Hef0 and shout out to our Neophytes: @kylesmith6, the other Kyle, @kemindolo, @lundbergchris, and @EllisonDavis.
Honorable Mention: @Stuj4z!

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How did our very own @Palmercat's Who You Play Matters™️ Algorithm compare with these guys? Listen to this week's episode to find out!

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[Opta Analyst @OptaAnalyst]

According to Opta's xPts table, Spurs deserve to be 12th in the Premier League, despite having a relatively easy start to the season.

Last night vs Bodø/Glimt, they were poor with the ball. Their nine midfielders/wingers passed the ball to Richarlison just twice all night.

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When @EllisonDavis hosts we eat well!

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We’re only on match week three and we’re already on our SECOND! in person watch!
@Palmercat @Hef0 @EllisonDavis @kwhayden

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Baboon just hit phoenix! At least two of us are without power so podcast may be delayed!

#nofilter

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S8E3 - Reijnders Games is LIVE

MW1⃣: Sunderland, City, and Liverpool Oh My!
🤯 Over-reactions
🔴 Neophyte Focus: Arsenal

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Now that matches have started and you had your chance to listed to the Kit Preview, who is right? Best top:

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Red Card Watch! First of the season!!!

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

The first RED CARD of the season is shown to Aston Villa's Ezri Konsa. 🟥

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Come and join our FPL! What could be easier than beating a bunch of Neophytes anyway?!

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Spurs bottling the Super Cup was exactly what I needed to get warmed up for the Premier League season!

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S8E2 - Neophyte Introduction, Predictions, and Kit Review is LIVE!

Because of the length (2 hours, 16 min!), we're releasing this episode a day early to give everyone enough time to get it in before the season starts!

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Join our fantasy PL league…if you dare!

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Hitting record in 2 hours. Last chance to get your Hot Take in!

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After some scheduling difficulty, we’ve moved recording our Season Preview/Kit Ranking Extravaganza to tonight.

What’s your One Hot Take for the season ahead?!

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@Stuj4z @Palmercat He’s talking about Andrew!! 😂

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After some scheduling difficulty, we’ve moved recording our Season Preview/Kit Ranking Extravaganza to tonight.

What’s your One Hot Take for the season ahead?!

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What a couple of months for Palace!

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

CRYSTAL PALACE ARE THE 2025 COMMUNITY SHIELD WINNERS ❤️💙

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The Hat is a Neophyte legend!

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Looks like we found our next Neophyte!

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

“No pressure… when the World Cup comes, we are expecting a win here in LA for the USA, we are here to support you to get that done”

Wait, does she think Son 🇰🇷 will play for the USMNT 🇺🇸? 😂😭😂

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I really thought when he said, "When I suffered you were there" they were going to cut to the image of him breaking Andre Gomes' leg.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Dear Spurs fans...

Sonny's letter to you 🤍

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Season 8 has Lift Off!

Promoted Teams Preview:
Chris takes the lead with @LUFC
Andrew tackles @BurnleyOfficial
Nate dives into @SunderlandAFC

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We’re about to push record on season 8 tonight! Promoted teams preview hitting your ears tomorrow morning!

Running it back with:
@Palmercat
@Hef0
@nathanbhughes