Norman Bates

Humble hotel owner; devoted to mother; sometimes called Psycho; and a sock

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

Twitter thinks I should follow Vice President Pence. I think POTUS is as much political entertainment as I can handle, thanks.

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

Phrases about women, rewritten for socks: Around every great foot is a great is a great argyle. #InternationalWomensDay

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

Phrases about women, rewritten for socks: Socks, can live with 'em, rub blisters without 'em. #InternationalWomensDay

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

Phrases about women, rewritten for socks: A socks place is in the top drawer. #InternationalWomensDay

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

@donnatalarico But does that make me a sock puppet or a Sock Puppet? Or maybe SocK puppEt? So confused.

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

Just sayin' a woman's sock can be more than just pantyhose. Don't stereotype your footwear! #InternationalWomensDay

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

Cows are just unwilling dinners, struggling to find better opportunities. #BenCarsonDontSpeak

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

@realDonaldTrump @USCG Yeah, thank you. And unlike Trump I include the Muslims in my thanks.

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

@31Plays31Days It's already the fourth in the Far East. I better get cracking!

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

@realDonaldTrump Say hi to Tom Kean while you're there.

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

@31Plays31Days Day one: Icy Reception. Day Two: Knockout. Love the sign. Not as good as a Bates Motel sign, but good.

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

Has anyone ever thought that maybe instead of a War On Terror, we should wage a War On Misery? Happy people don't become terrorists.

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

It's time to use our technology to improve prosperity in those places that foster terrorists. The best way to combat it is making happiness.

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

#Norman4President As POTUS, I will educate people about the Delicates cycles on their washers. Save the slips! #climatecontrolchange

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

#Norman4President Before there were Republicans or Democrats, there were socks. We are the true GOP, the Grand Old Puppets.

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

#Norman4President Think about it? You protect your feet with socks, and feet hit ground 1000+ times a day. Trust a sock with your nation.

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

#Norman4President If elected, I will remove the ban on pantyhose and leggings serving in the military. #SockCommanderInChief

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

#Norman4President The reason I put in approx 50 seconds of effort for my campaign is simple, I want to MAKE THE TOP DRAWER GREAT AGAIN!

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

@realDonaldTrump New book cover by @ericbolling is absolutely terrific and a must judge by it's cover. #WakeUpAmerica

[Norman Bates @SockNormanBates]

@BofA_Help KC, that phone number will not work. That was when I was in South Africa. Now I am in Thailand and I have a Thai number.