EliottSockfAceSimpson💜

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Award-winning Comedian, videographer & biscuit eater. Asexual and proud. He/Him/They/Them 💜💜💜💜💜
#BLM #ace #asexual #asexuality #asexy #comedian

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Had Labour entered government and led with curbing foreign donations, media regulation, firm action on foreign interference, social media regulation and introduced disinformation legislation, then they would likely not have faced such a bloodbath.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Zack Polanski, "It's not enough to just be hopeful... It's about having hope and a plan"

"I also disagree that left wing policies are popular"

"Didn't you - Jeremy Corbyn - get 3,000,000 more votes than Keir Starmer got?"

Jeremy Corbyn, "The highest vote this century for Labour, it was 2017"

Zack Polanski, "That's 3,000,000 more people who wanted to move wealth away from private capital, to nationalise our water services, nationalise our public services, and that's very popular in this country"

"Broadband is a good example of how the media jumped on saying it's not possible, not pragmatic. And that's their number one weapon, to always make people think that better isn't possible, and that change isn't possible"

"And we know why. The multimillionaires and billionaires who pump money into wars, or oil and gas, or into arms companies, or into gambling companies"

"Once they've bought up the assets, they buy the media, then they buy our democracy"

"I guess we're here tonight to say that they're taken our power, they've taken our democracy, they're taken our media"

"But collectively, we are going to take it back"

[EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 @SockfaceSimpson]

Thank you all so for much for cumming to my show last night! Was a lovely albeit sticky time (due to cake frosting, get your mind out of the gutter) 🍰

I’ll be bringing this show back at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe! See you then 💜

@GlasgowComedy @asexuality #asexuality

[EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 @SockfaceSimpson]

TONIGHTS THE NIGHT! See you all at 7:45pm in The Griffin 💜💜💜💜

Last chance to grab your tickets 🔗 https://t.co/xc4cPGT8BU

[EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 @SockfaceSimpson]

🚨 TOMORROW! The sexiest asexual show at the @GlasgowComedy festival will be bare and out for all to see, tomorrow, March 21st, 7:45pm at The Griffin 🍺

If you haven't already, I heavily urge you to get your tickets TODAY 🎟️ https://t.co/EzcfMojIgI

@asexuality
#asexuality

[EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 @SockfaceSimpson]

🚨 TOMORROW! The sexiest asexual show at the @GlasgowComedy festival will be bare and out for all to see, tomorrow, March 21st, 7:45pm at The Griffin 🍺

If you haven't already, I heavily urge you to get your tickets TODAY 🎟️ https://t.co/EzcfMojIgI

@asexuality
#asexuality

[EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 @SockfaceSimpson]

📣 From Award-winning Asexual comedian Eliott Simpson, cums a new show about love... 🍰

"An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus", performing on 21st March, 7:45pm at The Griffin for the @GlasgowComedy festival 🎭

TICKETS 🔗 https://t.co/EzcfMojIgI

@asexuality #asexual #asexuality

[Doctor Bonk @DoctorBonk69]

The creator & producer of Dr.Bonk's Macarbaret, @SockfaceSimpson is performing their new Asexual comedy show at the @GlasgowComedy festival on Saturday 21st March, 7:45pm at The Griffin
💜💜💜💜

Be sure to grab your tickets before they're gone 🔗
https://t.co/7nIwffeZbr

[The Diversity Quota @thediversityqu1]

The creator & host of The Diversity Quota, @SockfaceSimpson is performing their new Asexual comedy show at the @GlasgowComedy Festival on Saturday 21st March, 7:45pm at The Griffin in Glasgow💜💜💜💜💜💜

Be sure to grab your tickets before they're gone 🔗
https://t.co/ZYqU9x8p3D

[EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 @SockfaceSimpson]

🚨 ONLY 1 WEEK TO GO until the sexiest asexual show you’ll ever see 👀

⏰ Saturday, 21st March, 7:45pm at The Griffin (266 Bath street, Glasgow)

🎟️ Secure your tickets NOW 🔗 https://t.co/zhi499Xa9I

@asexuality @GlasgowComedy #asexual #asexuality

[EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 @SockfaceSimpson]

📣 From Award-winning Asexual comedian Eliott Simpson, cums a new show about love... 🍰

"An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus", performing on 21st March, 7:45pm at The Griffin for the @GlasgowComedy festival 🎭

TICKETS 🔗 https://t.co/EzcfMojIgI

@asexuality #asexual #asexuality

[Matt Kennard @kennardmatt]

Under the leadership of Zack Polanski, the Greens have surged to lead the polls for all British voters under age of 65

The establishment will try every trick in the book to put this back in a box

Real democracy, with real choice, is their biggest fear

[The Diversity Quota @thediversityqu1]

📢Inclusive Stand-Up Comedy Show at The Griffin, Glasgow, March 5th, 8:30pm✨

Wheelchair accessible♿️and open to all, join us for an unforgettable night of comedy🎭
Jokes! Games! Prizes! Guffaws Galore!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
TIX🔗
https://t.co/pH1cLde3mm

@WhatsOnGlasgow @kathleenwho_

[EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 @SockfaceSimpson]

Happy Valentines Day to all Aces! Remember that today is as much about self-love as it is about love for others 🖤🤍💜

Need a valentine's gift? Still tickets available for my Asexual comedy show, 21st March at @GlasgowComedy

https://t.co/EzcfMokg6g

@asexuality

[EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 @SockfaceSimpson]

🚨 TODAY ONLY!

Get 2-4-1 tickets for “An Asexual show about Cunnilingus by Eliott Simpson” by using the code TWOFUR2026 before 23:59 TONIGHT (Feb 10) 🎉

Don’t miss out on the sexiest asexual show ever💜

GET TICKETS HERE 🔗 https://t.co/EzcfMojIgI

@asexuality @GlasgowComedy

[The Diversity Quota @thediversityqu1]

🚨Only a few days to go until our next comedy show! So it's time to meet your acts via our new DQ trading cards
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

Catch them all on Thursday 5th February, 8:30pm at The Griffin in Glasgow!

Get your tickets 🎟️ https://t.co/AU14xxbZYh

@WhatsOnGlasgow

[The Diversity Quota @thediversityqu1]

📣 Only 1 week to go until you can catch inclusive, accessible stand-up comedy, Feb 5th, 8:30pm at The Griffin in Glasgow 🎭

Jokes, games, prizes & guffaws galore await 🎉

TICKETS 🔗 https://t.co/AU14xxbZYh
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

@WhatsOnGlasgow @GlasgowComedy @SockfaceSimpson

[The Green Party @TheGreenParty]

Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.

[The Diversity Quota @thediversityqu1]

📢 Inclusive Stand-Up Comedy Show at The Griffin, Glasgow, Feb 5th (8:30pm) ✨

Wheelchair accessible ♿️ and open to all, join us an unforgettable night of comedy 🎭

Jokes! Games! Prizes! Guffaws Galore!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

GET TICKETS ➡️ https://t.co/AU14xxbZYh

@WhatsOnGlasgow

[The Diversity Quota @thediversityqu1]

📢 Join us for inclusive accessible stand-up comedy every 1st Thursday of the Month in The Griffin in Glasgow 🎭

Jokes, games, prizes and guffaws galore await 🎤

See all our shows here 🔗 https://t.co/INSR4RXPyJ

@SockfaceSimpson @WhatsOnGlasgow #diversity #accessible #comedy

[EliottSockfAceSimpson💜 @SockfaceSimpson]

📢 Asexual Comedy Show coming to @GlasgowComedy Festival ✨

🍰An Asexual Show About Cunnilingus by Eliott Simpson 💜

WHEN? 🗓️ 21 March
TIME? ⏰ 19:45
WHERE? 📍The Griffin, Glasgow
TICKETS? 🎟️ Click here 👇
https://t.co/EzcfMokg6g

@asexuality #asexual #asexuality #ace