Socrates1882

Bourgeois champion

[Socrates1882 @Socrates1882]

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[Socrates1882 @Socrates1882]

@FootballCliches … Gerrard just said Dembele has one hand on the Ballon d’or.

Absolutely abhorrent. Complete ear piss.

[Socrates1882 @Socrates1882]

@FootballCliches ….. incredibly rare to see an entirely new word in football discourse.

But I have never, ever, ever seen that before.

[Socrates1882 @Socrates1882]

@iasupport Positivity, routine and preparation are key. Sometimes things take a bit more thought, sometimes you can’t quite be as spontaneous as you like …… but it is a hurdle, not a barrier. I’ve had mine five years now and it hasn’t stopped me doing anything.

[ROB KELLAS @RKELLAS]

the worst thing about this is that they turned bold off one letter too early on 'BURNLEY'

[Socrates1882 @Socrates1882]

I watched an Instagram reel yesterday of the top 8 Panenka penalties of all time …… and Panenka only came 2nd.

[Jon Stone @joncstone]

close more streets and put pub tables on them (before vs after)

[Marte Brødsgaard @IndustriStndrd]

“For sale: baby shoes, never worn” of IPA drinkers

[Socrates1882 @Socrates1882]

What is Sex Roast Potato?

[riley 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏳️‍⚧️ @rileyissneaky]

had to double back, thought that was another JD Vance picture at first 😭

[Socrates1882 @Socrates1882]

@jonbir90 No, no.

Thank you.

[Socrates1882 @Socrates1882]

Surely it’s the right side of the crossbar.

@FootballCliches … are we wishing a goal against ourselves here?

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

79' Salech rises high to head towards the Burnley goal but the effort hits the wrong side of the crossbar

1-2

[Socrates1882 @Socrates1882]

@pam_doove People you are with. Always. If you’re with the right people you’ll have a ball anywhere.

My best night’s recently have been in smaller groups. Bigger laughs, more intimacy, easier to agree a consensus. Plus whatever you are doing …. do it well.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

I was on the Jubilee line last night and there was a weird old sweaty guy staring and counting people.

[Socrates1882 @Socrates1882]

@mandapen Thanks Mand!! Really looking forward to seeing them.

[Socrates1882 @Socrates1882]

This week i’ve had three blood transfusions, four IV courses of antibiotics, had a house sale not go ahead, delivered a presentation on improving energy efficiency of homes in Teeside, seen Stewart Lee and tonight I’m off to see Hinds.

Beat that.

[Jon @jonbir90]

When your fella went to school, his teacher asked him what he wanted to do when he grew up. He wrote down ‘toss the pill about with Chuggsy'. They told him he didn’t understand the assignment, and he told them they didn’t understand life.

[Socrates1882 @Socrates1882]

Marcus Edwards is the plan apparently

[Socrates1882 @Socrates1882]

How are we actually trying to score goals? What’s the plan?

#twitterclarets

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

It remains goalless between both sides so far ⏰