Socratic Sandpiper

Heritage American. Elder millennial. Self-exorcised former shitlib. In a 20+ year love-hate situationship with DC.

[Socratic Sandpiper @SocraticSand]

“He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that.” J.S. Mill

[Lisa Britton @LisaBritton]

We’re teaching boys they have to love and respect girls but not teaching girls to love and respect boys. In fact, we’ve been teaching the opposite... for decades! Our modern society lacks love and respect for men today and it begins with what we’re teaching children.

[Socratic Sandpiper @SocraticSand]

@USAttyPirro Amen. Thank you for standing up for us (sane) residents.

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Watergate was fake. WMD’s were fake. J6 was fake. Charlottesville was fake. Almost every Boomer benchmark of reality is fake.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Rural White Virginians are now all governed by whoever gets the most mail ballots from imported Africans, Arabs, and South Asians in Fairfax county.

That’s obviously what the Founders intended with our revered constitution.

[Socratic Sandpiper @SocraticSand]

@ChristianHeiens @CajunTexan_ True.

[Aaron Sibarium @aaronsibarium]

NEW: Stanford is awarding five times as much money to a campus drag troupe as to an undergraduate veterans association. And it's awarding more money to the Muslim Student Union—$175,000—than every Christian student group combined.

We obtained the school's activities budget.🧵

[Aaron Siri @AaronSiriSG]

Someone inside Kaiser sent me the below internal guidance concerning shots and medications for newborns.

It tells Kaiser employees that the "approach to how we introduce and administer routine newborn ... Hepatitis B vaccine" is to " avoid saying ‘it’s optional’ or ‘you can refuse’ unless directly asked” and to tell parents that "we will be giving" instead of asking consent to give. This is the antithesis of informed consent. Yet Kaiser calls it “excellent patient and family care.”

[Socratic Sandpiper @SocraticSand]

@ACLU_DC The priority is to protect the innocents that these thugs (“kids”) terrorize night after night. The subculture in which they are raised is so broken and perverted that this type of legal intervention is absolutely necessary.

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

Dear Red States,

Make your state as openly hostile to woke progressivism as you can.

Anything less and you will be wondering how your state turned into a leftist cesspool overnight.

They treat us like the enemy.
So stop acting like we’re not.

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

Update: the State Department just confirmed what we knew all along

Code Pink is a shill for the Chinese Communist Party

[Socratic Sandpiper @SocraticSand]

Peak female gratuitous empathy. Totally divorced from tangible reality of what this cost to the taxpayer or that it generates ZERO tangible benefit to that same taxpayer. Also ironic that it follows several murders in silver spring.

[Melissa Y. Kim @melissaykim]

Went to the Lincoln Memorial for the Walk for Peace today, as a normal person and not a reporter.

The woman standing next to me and I started crying when the monks walked by. I think we were moved by what they’re doing? Idk how to put it into words other than it was emotional.🙏🏽

[Socratic Sandpiper @SocraticSand]

@melissaykim Falling for performative nonsense like this is embarrassing. No tangible benefit to anyone. Average working Joe and Jane get what from this? Never mind millions in police resources spent on accommodating the walk.

Meanwhile in DC…

[Dana Hedgpeth @postmetrogirl]

Two men were paid by D.C. to stop violence. Both are charged with homicide. https://t.co/NVWrW8U1Yc

[Socratic Sandpiper @SocraticSand]

China is the greatest threat to American safety. Islam is number two.

[Select Committee on China @ChinaSelect]

This case is what the Select Committee has warned for years: the Chinese Communist Party is actively targeting U.S. political systems, all the way down to local elections.

A China-directed agent orchestrated efforts to elect a city council candidate, pushed CCP propaganda through a fake local news outlet, and reported directly to PRC officials, all while on U.S. soil. Now DOJ and the FBI are holding him accountable.

https://t.co/pzVm2Zay9E

[Socratic Sandpiper @SocraticSand]

@walterkirn I still don’t understand what happened to ATW… would you and Matt consider doing a show unaffiliated with Racket? Appreciate you both.

[Socratic Sandpiper @SocraticSand]

@MarkusforDC This is performative nonsense. You are a joke.

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Reddit has incubated dozens of mass shooters. It is the single biggest source of terrorism in America and Canada.

[Socratic Sandpiper @SocraticSand]

@chenderson Flushable wipes have been around for decades. That is no excuse for this. It’s 2026 for God’s sake.

[Wilfred Reilly @wil_da_beast630]

I'm sympathetic, but have some real questions.

Does the 501(c)(3) "The Epstein Survivors" - which buys Super Bowl ads and such - include all the of-age women who were partying voluntarily and pulling girls in?

Has any previous POTUS, Speaker, VP, AG, etc agreed to meet with the survivors, or even get as close as Bondi, Mace, etc have?

Why....not release the names to a trusted Congresswoman, to be read around on the House floor - a technique utterly blocking lawsuit?

Who's the...fully bearded man raising his hand as a rape victim?

[Socratic Sandpiper @SocraticSand]

She was a prostitute basically

[SheThinksFreely @L08818]

Here is one of @RepThomasMassie alleged "survivors"

Elizabeth Stein

She works for Tides Foundation (soros open society funded) funded World Without Exploitation

They produced the superbowl commercial of "victims" this past weekend

She was a FULL GROWN ASS WOMAN when she met Maxwell at her job at 21 years old

She formed a 3 year *friendship* with Epstein and Maxwell........apparently sexual

She didn't realize she was trafficked until 30 years later when Epstein was sentenced.

She attempted but failed to recover funds from the Victims fund

Maxwell's attorney pointed out she did not legally qualify as a “crime victim” under the CVRA and she received no payout.

But she sure did try.

WTAF are we doing here, people??

[John Daniel Davidson @johnddavidson]

No reporter at the Olympics has yet asked Eileen Gu, an American from California who competes for communist China, about Jimmy Lai’s 20-year prison sentence this week for the crime of practicing journalism. But they did ask her about Trump. https://t.co/wMn0WOlxlo