Ryan Soderquist

[Ryan Soderquist @Soderquotes]

Breaking News: Jim Harbaugh has been spotted in an Uber on his way to @ChampsPennState to watch the game.

[Ryan Soderquist @Soderquotes]

The Biden admin has just done a trade so bad that even the Denver Broncos are saying WTF.

Brittany Griner
↕️↕️↕️
Viktor Bout (aka the merchant of death)

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - When Did Flattening The Curve Turn Into Finding The Cure

[Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman]

This is the Timberwolves' 31st season.

Their record in games played by Kevin Garnett is 513-457 (.529), equivalent to a 43-39 season.

Their record in all other games is 463-1,026 (.311), equivalent to a 25-57 season.

They have 1 winning record in 17 seasons without Garnett.

[John Q. Sassquatch @JSassquatch]

Felt cute, might delete l8r #Sasquatch #corvallis #oregon #mirrorpic

[Ryan Soderquist @Soderquotes]

Late Oregon choke with the fumble #Stanford

[Ryan Soderquist @Soderquotes]

Time for Herbert to prove he’s a Heisman candidate by closing this game out.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Ryan Soderquist @Soderquotes]

The @celtics look like a team that deserves the #1 pick in the draft.

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

BREAKING: That was the first ring for the city of Montreal in a while. #TheBachelorFinale

[Ryan Soderquist @Soderquotes]

@AlexSAbernathy @jtbailey @saadarij91 @dbenoit4 @Soderquotes @WrestleMania Hell yes. I can wear my old overalls and Dr. Marten's boots.

[Ryan Soderquist @Soderquotes]

@AlexSAbernathy @jtbailey @kbuerger14 #supportdrunkWhataburger

[Ryan Soderquist @Soderquotes]

@AlexSAbernathy @jtbailey @kbuerger14 Way to not be a team player.

[Ryan Soderquist @Soderquotes]

@dbenoit4 @jtbailey Building broken shit doesn't count

[Daniel Benoit @dbenoit4]

@jtbailey hey, why is my dlr broken?

[940 North @940_North]

Under new management and now hiring part time students! Interested? Email us your resume: [email protected]

[Ryan Soderquist @Soderquotes]

Great to see Kevin Garnett coming back to the Twolves under Flip Saunders. Good memories. #tbthursday #minnesotatimberwolves #KevinGarnett

[Jon Taffer @jontaffer]

Tonight was far more about losing than it is winning.

[Ryan Soderquist @Soderquotes]

Just like mom used to make.

[Ryan Soderquist @Soderquotes]

@Lhanny4 Rule. Number. Seven