Chad Softwick

Host of @midday. Every single person is a hero just for getting out of bed and taking the day on. I LOVE YOU!

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My gift to you: chocolate Easter HOINTS! for everyone! But don't give any to your cute dog that would be terrible! LOL (lots of love), Chad.

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Yes, I've tried @Oprah's new chai tea! It was like HOINTS! in a cup! (it also tastes like $$$ idk if that's the special ingredient) LOL Chad

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Does he live in brooklyn? I love u hipster cat! haha HOINTS! LOL (lots of love), Chad. RT @EmrgencyKittens http://t.co/dUZulfUn8L

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Please don't drink and drive tonight…Drink and HUG! HOINTS! LOL (lots of love), Chad.

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I was going to post a picture of a puppy in a St. Patrick's Day hat but I couldn't pick 1 cuz they're all #TOOCUTE so please just imagine!

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PRO TIP: If the dog actually eats your homework, take a picture so they believe u! HOINTS! LOL (lots of love), Chad.

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@midnight @ComedyCentral @NikkiGlaser @kylekinane @steveagee TOO CUTE! HOINTS! LOL (lots of love), Chad.

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@JSElliott As long as there is room in your hearts! Hope your heart feng shui is tip top! Haha! LOL (lots of love), Chad.

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It's getting warmer, you know what that means! Time to get naughty! ICE CREAM NAUGHTY. LOL (lots of love), Chad.

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Time for bed! No, this isn't a picture of me, you silly goose egg, it's a cat! LOL (lots of love), Chad.

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@SShabarekh They bathe in dirt, just like the angels!

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@MrReprehensible @midnight I will be safe! Sticks & stones may break my bones, but the internet can never hurt me! LOL (lots of love), Chad.

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@aka_TooTall I can feel your HOINTS, even though the internet is a cold and unfeeling place! THANK YOU! LOL (lots of love), Chad.

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I think I need a stiff drink… of CHINCHILLAS! HOORAY! LOL (lots of love), Chad.

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We face obstacles everyday. But if a dog can ride a bicycle with its weird dog legs, we can do ANYTHING! I LOVE YOU!

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Have they made a Gravity parody with cats yet? I would enjoy that! LOL (lots of love), Chad.

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WOW! Even snakes are cute!?!? #cuteortoocute LOL (lots of love), Chad.

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What's better than pictures of puppies? IDK maybe pictures of puppies with @Oprah's head photoshopped on them? LOL(lots of love), Chad.

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Is it nap time yet? LOL (loves of love), Chad.

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Good morning! Today is the best day since yesterday! I LOVE YOU! Watch this video of penguins chasing a butterfly! http://t.co/TFmQiIkOfk