Mike Crawford

The Global Computer Industry Index' #Indiegogo #crowdfunding #campaign launches today!

Founder, Portland Custom Software Development:

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

Good Bye Everyone! I Shall Not See The Sun Go Down
https://t.co/ztF1fvT4hs

Last Will And Testament Of Michael David Crawford
https://t.co/kpZohtLON4

I am in the Emergency at Oregon Health & Sciences University in South Portland, Oregon as I wrote this. #OSHU #Agonal #Medicine

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

There are many on Twitter claim to offer #Wealth, #Fame, #Power, #Health, #Sexual Prowess and the like by offering membership in the #Illuminati #Brotherhood. While I can't speak as to its ability to actually deliver, I can say:

These Guys Are Serious: _Don't_ Join Them!

#Cults

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

What Could _Possibly_ Go Wrong?

#wef #Illuminati #Caltech #UCSC #Ricketts #ConspiracyTheories #WealthManagement #PowerOfLove

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

Is There A #Doctor In The House?

You could really help a #Brother out were you to suggest #clinical literature #citations into _waking_ Cheyne-Stokes #Respiration.

It's not a #Sleep #Disorder and unlikely #Cardiac related. My own #PubMed searches turn up naught.

@zana66771848

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

Half the Doctors who heal you graduated in the bottom halves of their Medical School Classes

Many Commercial Aircraft Pilots are Veterans; some of them were in the bottom halves at Annapolis, West Point or Colorado Springs

#Mediocrity #Sloth #DeadlySins #Malpractice #NTSB #FAA

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

@jkk @janeventurecap - I just now offered a job with #stock #options to my friend Beth.

She's a #Portland Strip Club Bartender who hopes to somehow break into #Technology. She needs #Mentorship.

She dual-boots #Linux and #Windows, and brings her #Chromebook to #work.

#women

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

I seek #Angel #Investment to fund the Applied #Research required to file the Provisional #Patent Application that will set the filing date for my Residential #Electric Grid Distribution #Efficiency #Invention:

[email protected]

In #PDX? Meet me for coffee: [phone]

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

There's a simple way to halt the #immigration #crisis:

Marry an #illegal #immigrant, then sponsor their, in the US, Green Card, as I did for my now ex-wife. While not #undocumented, she was illegal until her #Visa was approved.

In #Canada, I was an #illegalimmigrant too! #MAGA

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

@michaeljamesfox - As one of the #evilgeniuses, my plan to make money online is to sell to those who subsist on #foodstamps such #enablingtechnologies as Can Openers!

During my #Homelessness, I paid one dollar extra for pull-top cans as #SNAP only pays for #food.

#GuacamoleRoad

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

@neetu_chem My own first love was #Chemistry, as was my father's. My second-moved lovingly cherished possession - after his triangular flag - is his UC Berkeley Freshman Chemistry Textbook, but I'll not post its citation as it lucidly explains how to make bombs! #Berkeley #UC

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

@WillTCooperJr The #thesis of my #semifictional #novel is that #GlobalWarming would be a #SolvedProblem, or would be were my #PushmiPullyuHypothesis of #economics to become widely adopted by the #business community

Guacamole Road
https://t.co/4d2ZuYTVic

#guacamole #Avocado

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

@jaredtoay - That strict #vegans sometimes experience quite-severe #braindamage is due to #methylcobalamin - the Vitamin B12 found in natural, not fortified food - is not found in any plant nor fungus.

While beef is rich in #B12, ultimately it's from soil bacteria. Do Yer Worst.

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

Despite being _highly_ politically active myself, for reasons of casting a wider net by appealing to my very own _enemies_ with my various works - #soggyjobs, my #music, my #writing and the like, I do not and shall not #endorse any #political #candidate here on Twitter

#politics

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

I used Facebook Messenger just now to chat with the Crisis Text Line. First time I've ever done that.

I'm unclear whether I was talking to a Bot or a Novice Volunteer. Even so, Veronica helped me to form the plan to go to Portland's Oregon Health & Sciences University. #OHSU

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

The Emergency Room Staff of Vancouver, Washington's PeaceHealth Southwest General Hospital has me completely overcome with the desire to take my very life.

I will explain later, as "Syncope" - Fainting - is among my common symptoms.

https://t.co/65PqNHWngo

#EmergencyMedicine

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

The Emergency Room Staff of Vancouver, Washington's PeaceHealth Southwest General Hospital has me completely overcome with the desire to take my very life.

I will explain later, as "Syncope" - Fainting - is among my common symptoms.

https://t.co/65PqNHWngo

#EmergencyMedicine

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

@UNOFFENDEDPHIL I LOVE BEING CRUEL TO PEOPLE

Why Brian Lazara is an Ignorant Mother Fucker: a Synopsis
https://t.co/mVhC4ayelQ

#Drobo #DataRobotics #Kuro5hin #Essays #Satire #SatireIsDead #SantaClara #recruiting #Recruitment #hardware #softwaredevelopment #Apple #Coding

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

@sally_alcot I Feel Your Pain.

Wikipedia's articles on #Nutrition are not by any means the #SnakeOil one commonly online. Try starting by looking up each of the _nine_ - not eight! - Essential Amino Acids, followed by the Essential Vitamins then the Electrolytes.

#Nutritionist

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

@DeadRabbitsBKS What's your take on:

Guacamole Road: I Just Pulled a Nobel Prize Right Out of My Ass
https://t.co/bMqBIqvE7i

The protagonist's invention in the first chapter is real. I will submit for publication when the USPTO stamps _my_ Patent Application as "Received"

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

What Could _Possibly_ Go Wrong?

#wef #Illuminati #Caltech #UCSC #Ricketts #ConspiracyTheories #WealthManagement #PowerOfLove

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

#EmergencyMedicine #electrolytes #Potassium #Sodium #Medical #Respiration #Stoking #DeathBreath #dyingmatters #dying #Neurology #nutrition #HUNGERISKILLINGOURPEOPLE #hunger #Vancouver #Portland #SantaCruz #Caltech #physics #literature #WritingCommunity #writing #survival

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

For an Emergency Room Attending Physician to refuse to order a Hypokalemia Test - Potassium Blood Level - when a patient is in obvious distress due to Cheyne-Stokes Respiration is why G-d Almighty created Medical Malpractice Complaints.

_If_ I live:

https://t.co/NzjDhVlkvj

[Mike Crawford @SoggyMike]

For an Emergency Room Attending Physician to refuse to order a Hypokalemia Test - Potassium Blood Level - when a patient is in obvious distress due to Cheyne-Stokes Respiration is why G-d Almighty created Medical Malpractice Complaints.

_If_ I live:

https://t.co/NzjDhVlkvj