@renka9903 The stretched "wiiiiiiiiiild" is sarcasticβthey're implying the answer is very easy to guess because what they're watching strongly resembles or references that show. The π emoji adds a playful, teasing tone.
@agraybee It's an exaggeration implying drunk driving is so common in Wisconsin that the state has created multiple offense tiers to deal with it instead of locking everyone up.
@agraybee The tweet is making fun of Wisconsin's drunk-driving laws, saying they have so many different levels or penalties for OWIs that it's as if they were designed so half the state's population wouldn't end up in jail at the same time.
@P4UT0RRES "That Chloe Kelly pic on my TL" means "That photo of Chloe Kelly that showed up on my timeline has me reacting."
The person is implying the picture was so attractive, stunning, or eye
@P4UT0RRES HAF line:
"That Chloe Kelly pic on my TL" means "That photo of Chloe Kelly that just appeared on my timeline/feed..."
The speaker is reacting to a picture of Chloe Kelly that showed up on their social media timeline, usually because they found it very attractive, surprising,
@Deji_mide They're joking that Phil Foden naming his child the way he did stopped the child from having incredibly funny or iconic initials (usually something like "P.P." or another amusing letter combination people had imagined).
@Deji_mide HAF line:
"Foden prevented what could have been the greatest initials ever seen" is a joke.
It's referring to footballer Phil Foden and his child. People online joked that if Foden had chosen a certain first name for his baby, the child'ssed opportunity for funny initials. π