SolarPx

Hi i'm Solar, I am raw dogsh*t at games, raging alcoholic, full time schizo & Italian 🇮🇹.
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Who the fuck am I?
- Schizoid evil cynical alcoholic that sucks dick at gaming
What does that mean?
- It means I have infested the internet with my horrible presence
Where? - Here, but be Abandon all hope, ye who enter
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@ZOOMPlatform noah's aek 3d lost brother?

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@Pirat_Nation FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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@BrideauDev https://t.co/4NtawXIbDw

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@NormBreaker3 zoomer here, from what i can tell games used to either be piss hard or require grinding cause kids who bought the games would probably stick around with em for long periods without other choices. that or to avoid them being rented and require being bought no? nowadays unnecessary

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They unironically put condom man next to Zork in duskblood and thought "he fits in". In what fucking universe does Hentai Kamen over here ever even compete?

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@BIDERVERSE beyond zork being the goat and albert being a 2000-2010s hacknslash protagonists everyone looks a bit uninspired. besides condom-man jan who just looks hilarious for all the wrong reasons

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@RoseSilicon every day i pray to a little shrine of carmack that this industry crashes and burns and investors move on to their next little grift

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@00_Bruni_00 this looks so fucking cool

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@ERIS_MANIA_YT @BluebriarArts unlikely, they wear blue uniforms, probably some buddhist force that's really into charlie chaplin

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@Anti_Aaron @IMX_doomer ye in hcu they are real gud

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@VT5210 streamers who's audience is made up entirely of late gen Z early gen Alpha guys that have no patience to watch an actual game be played and learn its mechanics with the streamer and only want background noise. Not even jingling keys it's like baby crib carousels for them

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@Shwompo_idk @RubixRaptor ARMA 3 it rules

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@BilsuArt and how can i forget:
- metrdoivania with soulslike RPG characteristics
- soulslike with metrdoivania characteristics
- absolute brainrot game for streamers to clipfarm off
- somehow a more boring version of cookie clickers so streamers who "play games" can interact with chat

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@BilsuArt AAA SUCKS (keyfabe off it does) come to indie we have:
- game from 1990s-2000s AGAIN
- rogue"lite" emphasis on lite with DEEP lore for your 5hr youtube video binges
- vampire survivors / balatro cause they made money
- boomer shooter but it plays like you gave a cat ketamine

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@moonmin_03 did any actual kids get oneshot by the porygon episode or was it some sort of urban legend like lavander town putting ghosts in kid's brains and exploding them or whatever the fuck it was

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@SU3_SU2_U1 @ValDelamere an entire generation became terminally online (more so than ipad kids were already) like overnight and political grifters used the everloving fuck out of that

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@TheSickDork you are talking to people who weren't born when sonic wasn't already in the mario olympics game you're expecting way too much context out of em

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@boomshootart doom guy is looking like this