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[SCOTT @scottbolshevik]

This is very beautiful. Sanity has been restored

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“He who is without ovaries, shall not make laws for those who do.”

-Fallopians 24:7

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Legend

[FreshWaterBay @SoleilletStreet]

@Dorian_Mangel @AdamKinzinger

[Forbes @Forbes]

Some World Cup fans have accused FIFA of favoring Argentina, the defending World Cup champions, and its star player, billionaire Lionel Messi.
https://t.co/Oqx5v3iLrL

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[corinne ☆ @MIUCClAMUSE]

zendaya, lupita nyong'o, charlize theron, and anne hathaway, aka the women of ‘the odyssey,’ as the four elements (earth, fire, air, and water) for elle magazine all styled by law roach and photographed by norman jean roy

[FreshWaterBay @SoleilletStreet]

@mattbencole Knowledge is power. France is bacon.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

[Tong @ #CEO2026 @TongNeverSleeps]

25 years ago, two guys tried to rob my mom at gunpoint. She shot one of them in the neck and the other ran off.

That's when I decided to stop talking back to my mom.

Happy Mother's Day!

[Global Box Office @GlobalBoxOffice]

THE ODYSSEY by Christopher Nolan to have Lupita Nyong’o playing Helen of Troy and Elliot Page playing Achilles.

Source: https://t.co/9TB7hOggky

[Indrajit @Lotus_indrajit]

Singapore’s former Prime Minister, Lee Kuan Yew, once said:

“Missionaries did their best to convert India and China to Christianity, but their plan failed, they managed to convert only a very small number of people.”

Make sure you listen to the last two lines he spoke…

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

A parasite that has been eating people for 3,500 years is about to be wiped off the planet. It infected 3.5 million people in 1986. Last year, it infected 10. And I have not seen it make a single front page.

It is called Guinea worm. You drink contaminated water from a pond in a poor village. A year later, a worm up to three feet long starts coming out of your leg through a burning blister. There is no pill that stops it and no surgery that works. You wrap the worm around a stick and pull it out slowly, over days or weeks, inch by inch. If you rush, the worm breaks inside you and causes a fresh infection.

Guinea worm is ancient. Preserved worms have been pulled out of Egyptian mummies from around 1000 BCE. The Ebers Papyrus, an Egyptian medical scroll from 1550 BCE, describes pulling the worm out with a stick. For three and a half thousand years, that was the best humans could do.

Then in 1986, public health workers decided to kill the parasite off. They had no vaccine and no drug. What they had was cheap cloth water filters and a small army of volunteers willing to walk from village to village for decades.

The plan was simple. Give everyone who drinks from a pond a cloth filter to strain out the tiny water fleas that spread the parasite. Then send volunteers walking house to house, year after year, teaching people how to use the filters and keeping anyone with an emerging worm out of the water.

It worked. From 3.5 million cases a year to 10. Four were in Chad, four in Ethiopia, two in South Sudan. The other four countries where the worm used to be common, Angola, Cameroon, the Central African Republic, and Mali, had zero human cases for the second year in a row. The World Health Organization has already certified 200 countries as Guinea worm free. Six are left.

The last hurdle is dogs. Cameroon had 445 infected animals last year and Chad had 147, so a lot of the remaining work is on animals, not humans. Strays get leashed, and crews treat ponds to kill any remaining worms. The campaign keeps watching until the number hits zero.

When Guinea worm hits zero, it becomes the second human disease ever erased from the planet. The first was smallpox. It will also be the first parasite humans have ever wiped out, and the first disease ever ended without a single dose of medicine. Volunteers walked village to village with cloth filters for 40 years. Now a plague from the age of the pharaohs is about to be gone.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

So many films about women loving monsters. Still waiting for the one where the monster is a woman and she's loved.

[Mr Sharma @sharma_views]

🚨 MEHDI: You’re not a professor.

JIANG: People call me that.

MEHDI: Your channel says it.

JIANG: Someone calls himself The God online.

MEHDI: No one believes he’s God. But people believe you’re a professor.

THAT’S WHERE MEHDI HASAN STANDS OUT.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian…

[FreshWaterBay @SoleilletStreet]

@TigersJUK https://t.co/muHZaS509A

[Krista @Kristasunshine1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mary @mxryboo]

possibly the best tweet of all time