Spencer Kate

go hard or go home

[Spencer Kate @SomeBl0ndie]

"Be careful when looking for your knight in shining armour that you don't end up with a cunt in tin foil"

[Spencer Kate @SomeBl0ndie]

@basicallylewis @lucy_care

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.

[sunny alexandria @moustracks]

EVERYBODY NETFLIX IS TESTING COMMERICALS. DONT YOU DARE CLICK ON THEM. THATS HOW DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT TO KEEP THEM. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD FOR THE GOOD OF ALL BINGE WATCHERS!!!!!

[Spencer Kate @SomeBl0ndie]

@I4MJORDAN @AmyyWhitee @MillieBeesley cotton eye joe

[Spencer Kate @SomeBl0ndie]

@mxnswexr @maddie_simpson @lucy_care

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃$🌴 @Yungmdot]

I’ll drink to that

[J @jorcipriano]

if only shower tan and morning skinny lasted forever

[walmart brand chris evans @BennyWillard]

Not eating all day so that u can get drunk off 2 beers. Its called financial health look it up idiot

[Lauren @laumoneyy]

This is how I looked at bouncers checking my ID when I was underage https://t.co/u9wowHfcR8

[miss olive 🫒 @fohxlhy]

Might just go off the rails for jokes x

[Harry Milton @harry_milton]

Oi discovered rosé last night.. don’t think I’ve ever been that drunk in my life 😂 you girls are animals

[Bees 🐝🐝 @MillieBeesley]

Half way through shampooing & realising it’s not hair day

[Oxford Girl @OxGirlProbs]

Panicking in an interview and telling the interviewer your biggest weaknesses are tall men and ferrero rochers

[Christina Smith @_christinafms]

Not hearing any vegans complain about farmers this weather eh😂😂 who’s clearing yer road hen, yer tofu supplier? 🧐Didn’t think so Sandra😘