Gothic Gopnik

Semechki, kvas, and clove cigarettes. (he/him)

[Gothic Gopnik @SomeDarnGuy]

@ehwhatdoiknow they’re a punk band known for an incredibly popular protest album. Everyone there was expecting politics.

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@luvmyjenna @chgroover @AlbertSTartagl1 @PatMaguire10 Which could be why Dort doesn’t want a large group of them gathering on their campus.

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@slowquacious @moonkeyp0x @ashlyneivy @intrinsicvalue3 @ChanLPfa What explanation?
I swear the Dr. Sbaitso chat bot that came with my uncle’s IBM Compatible Tamdy PC back in the early 90s was capable of a more coherent conversation than the dude “debating” you.

[Gothic Gopnik @SomeDarnGuy]

@knowledge_n6 @Mhondreaux Joshua hasn’t plucked his eye out, and that’s what Jesus says is accountability in this situation. You do know what following Jesus means right?

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@haymes_joshua For the love of Woden would you Christians please actually read the teachings of your god!
Matthew 5:28-30. Now go apologize to that woman and pluck out your eye, you shameless sinner.

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@akaetorres2001 @CliffyHall @FrankE37281471 These Twitter maga Christians sure like to do everything in their power to prove that there’s no hate quite like Christian love.

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@TimBryson16 @rantonstupidity @BestStephenD @BG_1935 Yep. I’ve stopped trying to find consistency with many of these people and just smile and nod.

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@evanrevans @kerberoscerber1 @Ojeda4America A domestic terrorist got schwacked while storming the capital as part of an angry mob. Boo fucking boo.

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@TheAugoosetus @MNateShyamalan I see no mistake. Just fun being had at the expense of incredibly tropey, lowest common denominator Christmas movies. 😊

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@ImNotJoeRogan Yep, Christians getting upset at non-Christians participating in festivities that Christian’s co-opted from non-Christians are pretty stupid.

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@_Kinimaka_ Right. Which is why @ksorbs is getting called out for implying that only Christians get to celebrate the elements that predate Christianity.

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@fade_colors Colonizers love nothing more than stealing from others and then claiming its theirs and theirs alone.

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@JosiahTMcElroy You should probably look up Wodan and Yule. Your holy book is quite clear about your god’s jealous nature. See exodus 20:5-6.

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@DeniableSudaca @Pablo_1791 @newvangelicals I could go on about the term “refugee” being coined in the renaissance to describe the persecution of Protestants by Catholics, and the ancient Right of Asylum, but life is too short for semantic debates with people on the Internet. Have a lovely evening.

[Gothic Gopnik @SomeDarnGuy]

@jhughes1776 They literally had to flee to Egypt so Jesus wouldn’t be killed by the government…