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[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙����𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

Begging for Biden because Trump stopped being a goyslave for 5 seconds, incredibly fake demons

[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

i adore this website so much. no one does it like twitter.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

[Tangy @Tangyxbt]

@AniTVOfficial Cheif keef in garden of Eden

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran was on its last legs and ready to collapse until the U.S. came along and gave it a life-line in the form of the Iran Deal: $150 billion

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[wuincent @1wuincy]

You lowkey gotta larp the lifestyle at first to make it real

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

I, too, have decided not to build nukes in exchange for $300 billion

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Don’t get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

How it feels to snap out of a doom scroll

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Dudes do a high dose of mushrooms one time and be like “yeah since my ego death I’m just kind of better than everyone around me”

[Makurossu @makurossu]

"AND THE KNICKS HAVE WO-"

[Rosalina's Top Luma @ReactionaryLuma]

Nope. Halo is about the west blowing up space Muslims and how militarism is fucking rad.

[cosmic jester @cosmicjester]

Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).

[Sid~💫💞🌿 Shop Open!! @Redundantz]

Link between Rooms
[ legend of zelda . Backrooms ]

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels makin room for someone in the movie theater so they can get to their seat