Roast Hercules

You can't go to sleep if you don't wake up!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I need the internet to stop showing me “5-to-9 morning routines” where people wake up at 5 a.m., journal, meditate, drink fancy water, and jump into ice baths. My routine is snoozing until the fear of homelessness finally gets me out of bed. That’s it, that’s the routine.

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

whoever decided that starting school at 7:30am was an appropriate time to try and cognitively develop a teenager did not consult a single neurologist

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

There’s a scene from the 1960 film version of The Time Machine that has been haunting my dreams of late.

In the film, the Time Traveller (Rod Taylor) has traveled almost a million years into the future, expecting that when he arrived he would find an advanced civilisation marked by the pursuit of learning. Instead, he finds the Eloi, a race of simple creatures in togas who are bred like cattle, and eaten, by the subterranean Morlocks.

In the film’s most harrowing scene, he’s taken by one of the Eloi to a centuries-old library housing the last books in existence, which crumble to dust in his hands.

“What have you done?” the Time Traveller demands, as the dreams of centuries turn to ash. “Thousands of years of building and rebuilding, creating and recreating! A million years, the sensitive men dying for their dreams, for what? So you can swim, and dance, and play.”

In the last couple weeks I see a lot of men on this platform arguing with a straight face that we should let AI generate our writing for us, that it’s the future, that there’s no fighting it. And I need you all to know that THIS is the ultimate end of a world in which everyone has machines write for them. There will be no more thinking, no more creative expression, no more art or literature. It’s what C. S. Lewis called “the abolition of man.” We will be no different from cattle and our libraries will turn to dust.

When ease and entertainment become the highest good, it’s not shocking that people will find clever ways to avoid work and study. But nor should it be surprising when the ultimate fate of the Eloi becomes our own.

[Cybertronic Spree @cybertronicband]

40 yrs ago today a movie w the hardest soundtrack came out & inspired us to play music together. Couldn't have imagined all the places we'd go, the new friends we'd meet & the fun we'd have. Transformers created something special that lives on in our sparks.

Til all are one ✨️

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Yes…………………………………………………….We…………………………………………………………………………………………………..Can.

[Cybertronic Spree @cybertronicband]

Megatron must be stopped...no matter the cost

Tour starts this saturday! Grab your tickets to P.R.O.M. now 🥀

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

You want voter ID? Great. Provide it to everyone free of charge. Otherwise, it’s a poll tax. We outlawed those with the 24th Amendment in 1964.

[Umbrella @UmbrellaEnt]

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[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

This 👇

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

I saw "Happy 4th" trending and thought Trump had announced his next wife.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Pilfering the crumbs we fought hard to get, only to give it to the leeches who dont need it. Theres always enough money for billionaires, oil, and war, but never enough for healthcare, education, or the poor. Happy birthday, America, stay classy.

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

happy return of the living dead day 🧟

[Justin™ @chokeules]

If you can make Lucky Charms magically delicious why not also make them magically nutritious and magically panacean. Don’t waste a perfectly good leprechaun

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

It's a friday once again! ❤️

[Justin™ @chokeules]

*slamming beers before noon*
It’s five o’clock somewhere!
*chucking empty cans on the sidewalk*
It’s garbage day somewhere!
*passing out on a bench*
It’s bedtime sometimes

[Welcome to Twin Peaks @ThatsOurWaldo]

On this day in 2017, the most unhinged hour of Twin Peaks exploded onto our screens. Gotta Light?

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Many are saying that Trump’s deal with Iran is the most savvy negotiation anyone has made since 20th Century Fox gave away all of the Star Wars merchandising and sequel rights to George Lucas.

[Cybertronic Spree @cybertronicband]

Bah weep granah weep nini bonk

[Cyndi..🌻🌹💙🩵🎶 @cyndiwanek]

For damn sure....