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Wicca 🔮 True Crime 🔪 watch what else I do!!

[Jas @SomeSmoothJas]

Watching kitchen nightmares is hilarious.
Gordon storms to the alley to tell the camera how bad the situation is.
But hes never looking at the camera, hes almost always looking at the camera man lmfao
**
Gordon: the food just sucks!!
Camera man: Nodders Nodders

[Jas @SomeSmoothJas]

My friend: *sends photo of her newborn
Me: congrats! Does he like you guys? Is it vibes?

[Jas @SomeSmoothJas]

you really don't notice how big they are until they're in a bra
like how have I been carrying these around for so long

[Jas @SomeSmoothJas]

I went on a date with someone after I graduated and he told me he was in a cover band, and I said thats cool, I listened to a lot of punk cover bands.
Man rlly pulled out his phone and had me listen to Our Last Night and pretended it was his band lmfao

[Ben Green @_BenjaminGreen]

Pumped to announce the FIRST EVER giveaway for our new Legion Go S!

Features:
🔥AMD Z2 GO Processor
🖥️120hz VRR LANDSCAPE Screen
🐏32GB 6400mhz RAM
❄️Glacier White
🪟 Windows

US & CA members can enter to win our new handheld this month - free to enter!

https://t.co/4Y7ANGJ6Kg

[⭐️ `Tek @TheTekShow]

@nypost "I bet the queer community will accept me if I come out as queer!"
"Yeah..."
"HA, GOTCHA!"

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

"Blacks For Trump?" If you're black and are voting for Trump, you've got some serious issues. What could possibly be your reason?

[Jas @SomeSmoothJas]

Anyone who buys the PS5 PRO is a certified moron lmfao
No disc tray?
$700?
Not guaranteed 60fps??
Theyre using a PS4 game to advertise?
Actually embarrassing.

[Jas @SomeSmoothJas]

@BrotherBeeBop This is incredibly brave of you. We stand with you, brother.

[Crub @CrubTV]

Hey @Dell I purchased a PC from you 6 months ago and the Intel chip in it is clearly failing. I can’t even open an internet browser, let alone do any of my work. I have premium protection can I please get this taken care of in person immediately I’m losing my ability to pay bills here

[Jas @SomeSmoothJas]

I want to be DJ khalid so bad

[Nate @scottsummers89]

Damn suddenly the “you don’t have to make a cake for gay people” crowd is butthurt about getting refused service.

[Jas @SomeSmoothJas]

@IcyAnnOfficial @Twitch You deserve good people and we Degens are ALL more than happy to love you🩷

[Jas @SomeSmoothJas]

@IcyAnnOfficial @Twitch I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself. 🩷 not everyone can take a step back and examine the whole picture. You're going to feel so much more Icy when you return to work🩷😈

[i_need_morphine @IxNeedxMorphine]

Found @DrDisrespect 's favorite magic the gathering card

[👁️‍🗨️ @rctafaceclaim]

nicki minaj’s activism a thread 🎀

[Jas @SomeSmoothJas]

someone stole my fucking license plate lmfao

[Jas @SomeSmoothJas]

@IcyAnnOfficial Raging Chinchilla

[Jas @SomeSmoothJas]

Watching that egg guy on YouTube put milk and raw chicken on and in gaming consoles was probably peak Internet.