punished snake

writer for @LightArcStudio, pod boy for @PodPeoplePod, metal enjoyer, a scary snake

[punished snake @SomeSpookySnake]

@CryptidResort i bet hegseth could really get that baby going after 8 or 9 gin & tonics

[punished snake @SomeSpookySnake]

this man literally loves to eat dirt

[punished snake @SomeSpookySnake]

it’s me, i’m the friend

[vax merstappen @honeygoldlight]

no one shows more chronically online behaviour than your friend who despises their job but has no choice but to stay there because the job market is so shitty

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

what if it was called the jackrooms . where they jack you off

[punished snake @SomeSpookySnake]

@willmenaker @BenBlippenstein bless the cumming and blowing of them. may their assplay cleanse the world. may they keep the loads for their people

[punished snake @SomeSpookySnake]

it’s because one of these movies was an impressive formalist debut from a young artist and the other was shelby oaks

[N4V4RR0! @Zer0reflect]

the differnece in reception betwen Shelby Oaks and The Backrooms has been hilarious everyone was treating stuckmann like a child "uhhh ya know...umm its just really great that youtuber can make a movie to! 😅😅😅" but people are treating Kane Parsons with a lot more respect

[punished snake @SomeSpookySnake]

may listening

[Heysharpshooter, Basement Dwelling Elitist @heysharpshooter]

You are totally allowed to have opinions about Slop without engaging with Slop. But this doesn't apply to Good Things. You can totally write off Marvel Slop without watching it, but you do need to watch Persona before having an opinion on it. Goes for all artforms at all times.

[punished snake @SomeSpookySnake]

anthony fantano’s reviews should just be one unbroken shot of him silently listening to the album on headphones and nodding during parts he likes or shaking his head and making faces during parts he doesn’t like

[punished snake @SomeSpookySnake]

@CryptidResort i can do whatever i want pal, this is america

[punished snake @SomeSpookySnake]

the nyt has published a lot of stupid bullshit in recent years but this is just ridiculously embarrassing, like come on man lmao

[Ali Winston @awinston]

The NYT on Karl Marx: idk man, you might have to read beyond that AI summary

[Plant trees•destroy lawns•decommodify food @FoodForestNetwk]

Listen, we are not going to leave the Earth. The Earth is life. Bezos & Musk are against Life, they are against the Earth. The quest to leave the Earth is an ego trap for men who are too dumb to grasp their own immortality as children of the Earth. That way lies nothing but Death

[punished snake @SomeSpookySnake]

real lastFM friday hours

[punished snake @SomeSpookySnake]

i always feel awkward doing self-promotion so i don’t plug my podcast often, but since obsession is the talk of the town, figured i’d drop a link to our episode. we had a great time getting into the nitty gritty. also found wherever you get your podcasts

https://t.co/8kTDvwoctk

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

it's really annoying how this website is designed to only show you things that make you mad, so people just act that any post that shows up in their feed has to be read as antagonistically as possible. you all let elon turn you into the monkey from 28 Days Later!

[punished snake @SomeSpookySnake]

@capybaroness also pretty clear that she’s primarily doing it to please her dad

[punished snake @SomeSpookySnake]

nobody is exhibiting sleeping technique like her. she’s basically the kareem abdul-jabbar of napping

[punished snake @SomeSpookySnake]

@CryptidResort and you’re right to say it!

[punished snake @SomeSpookySnake]

the licker and the tickler

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

When you’ve had a long day at work and you’re already sooooooo overstimulated and you come home to find The Licker and The Tickler making a ruckus in your living room.