Mike

@someguycalledmike on tiktok
...and, I guess, everywhere

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

@WhiteHouse You could actually be helping people instead of this remedial film class bullshit. You had a real chance, and you fuckered the whole thing. I hope you learn to feel shame, and then feel ashamed of yourselves

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

@JoJoFromJerz His body is analogous to the release of the epstein files. If the stuff we can see is this bad, imagine what he's fighting to cover up...

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

@GOPoversight No? Then fucking act like it

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

@ImBreckWorsham @HutchAutomation Is this what 'ratioed' means?

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

@BillyBaldwin Manifest Destiny's Child

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

@gnuman1979 They kicked him out halfway through

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

@luinalaska Fuckin with folks' dental records, if i had to guess right now

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

@32yearoldman @bearki Look at that cute lil backpack

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

@urmom_eth @bearki His mom's LuLaRoe

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

@bearki What's that squeaking? I think his dog whistle is broken.

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

@realDonaldTrump I hope you didn't wake up today

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Turning Point USA spokesman Andrew Kolvet said in a statement that their All-American Halftime Show “is an opportunity for all Americans to enjoy a halftime show with no agenda other than to celebrate faith, family, and freedom.”

But whose faith are they celebrating?

Not the spiritual beliefs of Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Sikhs, Unitarians, or non-MAGA Evangelical Christians.

Whose families are they talking about?

Not Latino families, or black families, or immigrant families, or LGBTQ families, that’s for damn sure.

And exactly whose freedom will take center stage on Sunday?

Not the people with brown skin being relentlessly terrorized by ICE, not the thousands of sexual assault survivors brutalized by Jeffrey Epstein and his collaborators, not the tens of millions of women who deserve autonomy over their own bodies, and not the migrants and refugees being persecuted by these cosplaying Christians.

https://t.co/HyspgGzg06

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

Surely, some of these are high crimes and/or misdemeanors

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

And this is the stuff they're releasing to soften the blow...#EpsteinFiles

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

@AndyOstroy Fuck, it was nice to not hear him speak for a goddamn second

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

@SweetFnLucifer I bet the delete button was too close to the share button

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

@no_in_red @luxurysalami Looks like when the channel won't come in quite right

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

@zigg____ @duty2warn @realDonaldTrump Funny that after everything, he'd never have had the balls to do it himself 🤣

[Mike @Some_Mike_Guy]

Losing Catherine O'Hara and still having to deal with trump is such bullshit