Shivam

💼 Banker

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

*A guy and a monkey were having tea together"
guy: man, this lemon ginger tea tastes so good
monkey: yep, great lemon tea

[trin @glooomiii]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is you

[cheeni ka parantha @ifiweretheree]

Top 3 Unsolved Mysteries of the World:

1. Bermuda Triangle
2. Area 51
3. Why Sanjay Dutt randomly starts doing kung fu in the middle of a romantic song 😭

[🧍🏽‍♂️🇵🇸 @bunnparotta]

Gotham adani?

[Harshhh! 🇮🇳 @Harsh_humour]

*I don't think technology will make me any lazy*

Also me when SMS OTP didn't auto fill :

[mia guethe @hsviftie]

das ist so lustig ich kann leider nie diese app löschen

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

Slave owners when their best nigga tries to escape

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[Chirag Barjatya @chiragbarjatya]

Genuinely asking,

Passport is not a document of Citizenship
Aadhar Card in not a document of Citizenship
Voter ID Card in not a document of citizenship

Then what is the proof? The location of the X account?

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

Gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people

[Ace @Thelfc_Ace]

Argentina without Messi is like Portugal with Ronaldo

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

I’ve never in my life read the DR in DR Congo as Doctor. I’m in tears 😭😭😭

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

I am not an expert of the EDM scene but I feel like it would have killed the vibe a little if instead of showing restraint the DJ straight up started jacking off.

[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

[Voice of Hindus @Voiceofhindus]

Indian Government banned Telegram till 22 june for ReNeet

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I hate hotel bath towels! So thick and fluffy! I can’t even close my suitcase😭

[nanda @mafernandayumi]

hoje aprendi um novo insulto no trabalho
"trabalhar com vc é como trabalhar sozinho, porém mais difícil"

[Shivam @Somendra_ps]

@aykiri 😂😂😭😭