⚡Dr. Blitzenstein ⚡

She/her

[⚡Dr. Blitzenstein ⚡ @SomethingAsmora]

@fake_minnesotan You may forget but
let me tell you
this: someone in
some future time
will think of us

[⚡Dr. Blitzenstein ⚡ @SomethingAsmora]

@LisaLouTweets We don't really get good hurricane in ATL, just a ton of rain. I guess that's subtle, though?

[alissacaliente @alissacaliente]

DECADES

[⚡Dr. Blitzenstein ⚡ @SomethingAsmora]

@LisaLouTweets FF7 is a pretty low bar for story coherence, too. It doesn't seem like a big ask! And yet.

[⚡Dr. Blitzenstein ⚡ @SomethingAsmora]

@GailSimone I finally figured out what Olicity is! https://t.co/5Ij2SfmkNN

[⚡Dr. Blitzenstein ⚡ @SomethingAsmora]

@LisaLouTweets Oh no! I've had a scratched cornea. That shit hurts! I hope they get you something good to make it heal quickly.

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

The guys in the Fantastic Four sent me dick pics.

[Rob Simmons @robtachi]

So uhhh y'all ever been to DragonCon? #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

[Kyle @KyleThatKyle]

BREAKING NEWS: Everyone in the video conference wants to see your dog or cat. Literally everyone, please do not apologize.

[⚡Dr. Blitzenstein ⚡ @SomethingAsmora]

@Waiting4Thunder Yes! I haven't a thing to wear, though!

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

i have redistributed
all the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
hoarding
to sell at an exploitatively high price

forgive me
but that is price gouging
so unethical
and so wrong

[⚡Dr. Blitzenstein ⚡ @SomethingAsmora]

@ChaoticRambler Fingers crossed and candle lit!

[your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man @Spdrman3333]

Finally, something to celebrate. Chelsea Manning freed and all fines paid! https://t.co/kEDC1AHr2D

[Sam Sokol @SamuelSokol]

An Israeli man walks his dog via drone (source: Facebook)

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

🎵 to the tune of Eleanor Rigbye:

Sociallye distaunt
Thinkinge of usinge
A websyte to play D&D
Fyve friendes and me

[⚡Dr. Blitzenstein ⚡ @SomethingAsmora]

@rachelburry Love it

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

And everybodye sang
And everybodye playid
Thei sharid pictures of their cattes
Or the paintinges that thei made
And yt was ful wel scary
And yt was ful wel hard
But we love each othir
Whethir close or far

[⚡Dr. Blitzenstein ⚡ @SomethingAsmora]

In MY day, we had the internet!
We didn't need to see our friends "in person"!
We counted ourselves LUCKY to chat with them on AIM and IRC and telephones without having to put on PANTS! https://t.co/DeD8yKboZU

[Keren Landman @landmanspeaking]

Anyone in #Georgia or #Atlanta who's tried to get #COVID19 testing: whether you were successful or not, I want to talk to you for a story. Please DM or email me at contact [at] kerenlandman [dot] com. Thanks!!