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@John06081427481 @adgirlMM A very quick search says that in 55 out of 60 presidential elections, the popular vote and the electoral college have been won by the same person.
https://t.co/Vad94rNn1t

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@wmferrall @krassenstein Nothing to do with the event but I would love to see Milli Vanilli lip syncing Vanilla Ice, ripping off a Queen/David Bowie song

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@realHamishMalin @ProjectLincoln @usedgov It's because without flags everywhere, he'd forget what country he's in. Also, shouldn't the one on the right shoulder face the other way?

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@luxentX @StumpyGoblin Presenting to the emergency department, patient claims he slipped and fell in the shower.

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@MissJilianne @johny_5_alive If you consider a tourist is a net contributor to the economy just by being there, buying food, paying for accommodation, renting cars, paying for flights, etc., all while earning no income, you could make an argument.

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@MLBShotsFired You mean you don't get free refills? I though that a big part of American culture.

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@HarrySchmilsson @bobbycotton2024 @Angry_Staffer @atrupar It looks as though he's trying to say the magnitude of the number for the private sector is bigger than that of the government, therefore he didn't do enough for government jobs. Like, for example, this one, where the percentage change is bigger for the government sector.

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@paulzakkcraig @CooperH97 @rkitchencels I make that it to be ham, bacon, pepperoni, ground beef and some other kind of sausage. No vegetables were harmed in the making of this pizza.
(Yes, I'm aware there's flour)

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@Sukidovi @MeidasTouch He just gets a bit confused after reading a page or so of Mein Kampf

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@JamesGrayPoupon @lindsayballant Washington DC Total Landscaping?

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@Amarillo1942237 @Capt_Scorch Hazard lights negate No Stopping signs. Everybody knows that.

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@midcoast1 @Capt_Scorch They have No Parking signs when they mean no parking.

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@fesshole I was riding my motorbike once on a minor highway. I came up behind a truck carrying cattle and sped up to overtake. A car appeared ahead so I pulled behind the truck just as it started to go up a hill. All the piss and shit gushed out the back and all over me. Good times.

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@julest10003 @Angry_Staffer Don't forget Arnold Palmer's trouser snake. He thinks that was magnificent.

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@Persixty @chancewilkinson @NotThatHughes They just call it night

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@Justice314Lady @Angry_Staffer If someone in New Zealand (if it really does exist), Australia, or possibly more likely China, screenshots it, it will look like it's from the future for US users.

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@blauweiss1968 @travisakers He could ride it all the way down waving a red hat, like a Fat Pickens.

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@DennyGo8 @TimHannan @ElonIsATwatWaff Is that like the Vatican? Does orange smoke mean there is, or is not, a new leader?

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@SavedBuy0 @princess_kim_k Man I hate it when I see something, go to make a comment and someone else has already said it. Either that or I'm happy to know I'm not the only one.

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@stu_623 @MysterySolvents Can we have some more beans, Mr Taggart?