Somto Jonathan

Re-Fused value creator...

[Somto Jonathan @Somtoj]

Never in the history of calming down has anyone ever calmed down just by being told to calm down ...

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

I’ve realised that a good number of you are not looking for lovers, you have a script in your head and you’re looking for an actor to come and play that role!

[Elizabeth @Eliz_xoxo1]

@Morris_Monye God forbid a baby wants to eat fresh KFC 😭

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

They will put everything in their mouth except their actual food.

[Harrison Gwamnishu @HarrisonBbi18]

HER HUSBAND DIED JUST 8 DAYS AGO. 💔

Tosin, 28 year old residing at No 8 Jumofak Igbo Oluwo Estate Koya Adeniran, Ikorodu Lagos, lost her legally married husband on 20th July, 2026. Instead of being allowed to grieve in peace, her world has been turned upside down by late husband family.

Her father-in-law, mother-in-law, brother-in-law, and his wife left their house and moved into the home of her late husband and ordered the young widow to pack all her personal belongings, along with those of her two young sons, into just one room inside the house.

To make matters worse, some of her late husband's properties have reportedly already been shared, while plans are underway to sell his car.

This grieving widow is now living in fear for herself and her two children. She is appealing to the Lagos State Government, especially the Lagos State Domestic and Sexual Violence Agency @LagosDSVA to urgently intervene and protect her and her children from intimidation, unlawful dispossession, and any further actions that may deprive her children of their late father's inheritance.

No widow should have to fight for dignity, shelter, and justice just days after losing her husband.

Harrison Gwamnishu

[Minister of Finance.🍀 @fortunetoldyou]

I forget say I use this hand slice pepper. I don go season the wrong meat.

[𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙 @blizzstilldey]

This woman insulted the conductor

“You’re a big fool”

Conductor replied

“Pele o small fool”

😂😭😭

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Milky donut no believe say akara go bounce back

[𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕋𝕨𝕚 𝕋𝕨𝕚 𝕤𝕖𝕗 @Boy_TwiTwi]

fuel attendant: how much sir?

Buju: ermm, put 5k own inside

fuel attendant: okay [putting the fuel]

Buju: what’s doing you? why you smiling and looking at me like that?

- I like the way i’m filling now

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

aged like milk — all in line with the renewed hope agenda of his excellency…

[Makida Moka Onyekweli @TheMakidaMoka]

49? It’s like you will call OK Plastics or Eleganza to make for you.

[Æ @RobinaxOg]

Good morning everyone, his killer Kelvin Ezeigbe Oniarah was sentenced in 2013.

President Tinubu granted him clemency last year 2025, and he is set to be released this year.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Bulky is wayyyy worse than whatever word you were avoiding

[Tomori @otomporo8701]

A drunk policeman shot me at a checkpoint in 2011.
The bullet tore through my car, through my right hand.

I lost my career as an animator. My marriage cracked. My mind still bleeds.

The twist?
I sued the Nigeria Police. Won in 2015.
Judge said: "Pay his medical bills."

10 years later. Zero naira.
I face permanent disability without help.
@PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 @UNDP @NhrcNigeria
#NigeriaPoliceNotYourFriend

[Szymanski @Szymansk_ii]

Omor i just woke up now and realised that to fill 50 litres of a Corolla car during President Obasanjo's regime cost ₦3,750. During Yar'Adua's time, it became ₦3,250. During Goodluck Jonathan's time, it was ₦4,350. During Buhari's regime, it was ₦11,900. Now under the current President Tinubu's regime, to fill 50 litres of a Corolla car is now ₦61,350, and you tell me this man is the hope Nigerians should have for a better future? How d/mb can some of you supporters of tifinubu be?

[Precious Bernard(Benin Chef👩🏽‍🍳) @ptreatshaven]

“Entering age”
“the Nigerians”

See people wey mark my answer sheet☹️🙂‍↕️

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

If you used seatbelt while driving you never trusted your car

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

simple thoughtfulness like this can never happen where i’m from

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

He talked about Nigerian problems and you don't want the problems to talk back?

[korede @_hxmilton]

my mama go legit save my life and she go dey talk "pls manage it okomi" manage what? you be my savior, oga i love you