somun AKA PONS

SOMUN

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[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

I’m Somun DOG, and this is my story.

It all started months ago, when @MEADGod began praising somun bread.

https://t.co/jYWxWkoe0M

A few weeks ago, I launched the very first token after the PONS V2 launch. But being first meant running into a few V2 bugs. At first, I couldn’t earn any creator fees because something wasn’t working. Ozzy fixed it, and he even replied to me personally.

https://t.co/boxvwoTz0N

Then came my own mistake. I accidentally used the new escrow feature to turn my holders into shareholders, cutting myself off from all the token’s revenue.

After that, I spent a few days telling everyone I would launch a new token. And eventually, I did.

But here’s where the story gets ridiculous.

I’d been working so hard on building products that I was practically dead from exhaustion when I finally launched it. And guess what? I’d accidentally minted the token as PONS.

https://t.co/8zqoFGsbwb

It was a message from God, and I didn’t even realize it.

Then we noticed something else: the contract address had “dead” in it. Something that could take hours to achieve with a vanity address generator had just happened on its own. :D

https://t.co/N8rBWnxemi

There I was, half-dead from building, accidentally launching PONS, with “dead” sitting right there in the contract address.

The whole journey has been a strange mix of irony, comedy, and bizarre coincidences.

But through all of it, I’ve kept building.

Soon, I’ll show you what I’ve been working on. Something that will benefit the entire ecosystem.

Those who believe will win. And I believe in myself.

We’re going to be the funniest, greatest project of this cycle.

God bless you all!

Somun, aka $PONS.

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[Ozzy | 奥兹 🅿️ @MEADGod]

no bread in the world will come as close as the turkish somun

There is a reason turkey is #1 when it comes to bread consumption lol

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

@mark_k @ChatGPT @OpenAI Moron

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

@RobinhoodApp Somun

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

Somun

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

@MEADGod Yeah, they’re great when everything is going perfectly. Just wait until things change. The people you call your friends are the ones who’ll stab you in the back the hardest. This industry will also teach you not to work with friends. You and I may not be friends.

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

2 hours later....

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

@JeetJuggler %6 @theunipcs

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

gmgm

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

@MEADGod hmmmmmmmmmm

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

and dexscreener somun. Don’t worry, I’ll pay today.

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

I’m Somun DOG, and this is my story.

It all started months ago, when @MEADGod began praising somun bread.

https://t.co/jYWxWkoe0M

A few weeks ago, I launched the very first token after the PONS V2 launch. But being first meant running into a few V2 bugs. At first, I couldn’t earn any creator fees because something wasn’t working. Ozzy fixed it, and he even replied to me personally.

https://t.co/boxvwoTz0N

Then came my own mistake. I accidentally used the new escrow feature to turn my holders into shareholders, cutting myself off from all the token’s revenue.

After that, I spent a few days telling everyone I would launch a new token. And eventually, I did.

But here’s where the story gets ridiculous.

I’d been working so hard on building products that I was practically dead from exhaustion when I finally launched it. And guess what? I’d accidentally minted the token as PONS.

https://t.co/8zqoFGsbwb

It was a message from God, and I didn’t even realize it.

Then we noticed something else: the contract address had “dead” in it. Something that could take hours to achieve with a vanity address generator had just happened on its own. :D

https://t.co/N8rBWnxemi

There I was, half-dead from building, accidentally launching PONS, with “dead” sitting right there in the contract address.

The whole journey has been a strange mix of irony, comedy, and bizarre coincidences.

But through all of it, I’ve kept building.

Soon, I��ll show you what I’ve been working on. Something that will benefit the entire ecosystem.

Those who believe will win. And I believe in myself.

We’re going to be the funniest, greatest project of this cycle.

God bless you all!

Somun, aka $PONS.

0x9dead3ba1682911d42791535444a8afe62d3a3be

[Ozzy | 奥兹 🅿️ @MEADGod]

no bread in the world will come as close as the turkish somun

There is a reason turkey is #1 when it comes to bread consumption lol

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

@theunipcs https://t.co/epnKYOHs8f somun

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

I sent all my $Somun tokens to @theunipcs so they can distribute them fairly to everyone.

I’m going to prove that you can build something truly successful without holding a single token/and that I’ll distribute every last Somun to its rightful owner.

Watch closely. You’ve never seen a madman like this before.

A Somun dog that never sleeps. 🥖🐕

day 2 @MEADGod

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[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

I sent all my $Somun tokens to @theunipcs so they can distribute them fairly to everyone.

I’m going to prove that you can build something truly successful without holding a single token/and that I’ll distribute every last Somun to its rightful owner.

Watch closely. You’ve never seen a madman like this before.

A Somun dog that never sleeps. 🥖🐕

day 2 @MEADGod

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[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

@osf_rekt you can send it to my Robinhood chain wallet on FOMO

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much appreciated sir! ❤️‍🔥🫡

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

@theunipcs somun
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[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

Gmsomun

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

I’ve got it, I claimed it a little while ago. I’ll pay, just let me finish this product first. I’ve been working on it for the past few days. I’m only here to have fun, and I have no intention of screwing anyone over. I hope we can build something good and be remembered for it. I’ll sort it out. Give me a few hours, I need to update the site first.

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

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YES, SINCE WE COULDN’T FIX THIS AUTISTIC PROBLEM, DEFLATIONARY SOMUN V2 HAS BEEN LAUNCHED. @MEADGod me about it. somunv2.

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

Hey bro, it’s me again. I’ve fucked up so many times I’m basically my own bug hunter at this point. I enabled Shareholder and need to undo it. I’m not earning a single damn Somun. I’m a buyback runner, I’ve burned 50M tokens. Please give me my Somun back. @MEADGod @ponsdotfamily

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

@MEADGod somun v2

[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

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YES, SINCE WE COULDN’T FIX THIS AUTISTIC PROBLEM, DEFLATIONARY SOMUN V2 HAS BEEN LAUNCHED. @MEADGod me about it. somunv2.

[Hugh @TI_Hugh]

As the first person to claim the bread, I declare that DEV, the only one who received a reply from OZZY, is a goofball.

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[somun AKA PONS @Somunlol]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA 0X9DEAD PONS OMG

[底部筹码 | Golden.S @mewudi669]

@Somunlol 0x9dead3ba1682911d42791535444a8afe62d3a3be

你真是个傻逼

完蛋

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