Simon Van Wyk

All a man needs are a good Scotch, a cigar, and an onward ticket to somewhere. KCCO.

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

@BrevilleComm @BrevilleUSA @brevilleUK @BrevilleCanada I’m desperately trying to find somebody at Breville that can point me in the right direction for spare parts for my less than 2 year old Oracle Touch which burnt out. No response from Breville South Africa. Please help!!!

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

@qrsupport I’ll add you in here although given your non-interest over the last 6 months I’m not sure it’ll make any difference. Absolutely diabolical service.

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

@qatarairways been trying since Feb to get refunded for a voucher you applied but didn’t credit to my ticket. Multiple requests/calls, no action or no response. Something needs to happen, almost €1k!!! #customerservicefail #customersupport #qatarairways

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

@helenzille Somebody who lives close to work with political ambition and private transport?

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

Are the US SC hearings under oath? Cos if so, somebody has committed perjury...presume the Repubs will demand Dr. Ford is charged accordingly if they confirm their candidate? Since they’re so sure she’s lying? Right? #SupremeCourt #supremejoke

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

New destination on my #JetLovers flight map: NRL (North Ronaldsay, United Kingdom) https://t.co/AF3q4rqkSw

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

New destination on my #JetLovers flight map: FAO (Faro, Portugal) https://t.co/AF3q4rqkSw

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

@IKEAHelpt 4 delivery appointments to get my order, only to have the completely wrong order delivered. 20 minutes on hold to your customer “service” before I hung up. Abysmal service - contact me today or I’m cancelling and putting all the crap that I didn’t order on the street.

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

@sense8 has to have been one of the greatest shows I’ve watched with one of the greatest finales ever. Gutted it’s over, but thank you for it. #amorvincitomnia ❤️

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

New destination on my #JetLovers flight map: STN (London, United Kingdom) https://t.co/AF3q4rqkSw

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

New destination on my #JetLovers flight map: ANR (Antwerp, Belgium) https://t.co/AF3q4rqkSw

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

@DebNichollsLee What would you like to know exactly?

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

@DebNichollsLee Haha, so much to say on both sides of the debate ><

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

2/2 reading off a fucking script. Still no answer as to what went wrong - just a complete lack of respect for your customers. Fucking shambles.

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

@ubereats_nl order picked up, cancelled 30s later. Customer service told me there was a problem with finding the address, which was a lie. When I pointed that out, was told “problem with the pick up”. Horrible service from you and your customer rep who was clearly just...1/2

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

New destination on my #JetLovers flight map: ABZ (Aberdeen, United Kingdom) https://t.co/AF3q4rqkSw

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

New destination on my #JetLovers flight map: PRG (Prague, Czech Republic) https://t.co/AF3q4rqkSw

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

New destination on my #JetLovers flight map: BRR (Barra, United Kingdom) https://t.co/AF3q4rqkSw

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

New destination on my #JetLovers flight map: GLA (Glasgow, United Kingdom) https://t.co/AF3q4r8JtW

[Simon Van Wyk @SonOfSA]

@easyJet EZY7954 PMI>AMS scheduled 10:35 on time per app but board at PMI says scheduled 11:10? Which is correct?