Brenda.

actress and likely your childhood.

PARODY / NOT THE REAL BRENDA SONG.

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

BRENDA SONG — probably your childhood. london tipton & wendy wu. child actress. disney mount rushmore placeholder. california girl.

adv lit only. mdni &&. ships with chemistry.

[ⱽᵃⁿᵉˢˢᵃ ᴬⁿⁿᵉ @stillsoiconic]

.𖥔 ݁ ˖" 𝑽𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂 𝑯𝒖𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒔, 𝑩𝒂𝒃𝒚 𝑽 "𖥔 ݁ ˖ ִֶָ

ִֶ

-♡´- 𝑽𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂 𝑨𝒏𝒏𝒆 𝑮𝒖𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒄𝒐 𝑯𝒖𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒔 -♡´-

⤷ 𝑨𝒄𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 │ 𝑺𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓
⤷ 𝑫𝒐𝒈 𝒎𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒂
⤷ 𝑪𝒐𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏
⤷ 𝑮𝒂𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂 𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒛 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𖹭.ᐟ

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

@coleiswaycooler I think poor Vanilla Milkshake is the real victim here.

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

@coleiswaycooler Right.. TOTALLY. So, should I pencil ‘reply to the next one in record time’ into next year’s calendar too or are we going six years into the future with that one to beat your previous record?

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

I’ll give you guys the honor of choosing my next scent..

No pumpkin spice latte perfume - turns out, IT turned out smelling like an old library..

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

Currently on set. I DID only sleep for five hours, but at least I smell like caramelized apple pie on a Sunday morning

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

@coleiswaycooler That’s a good point.. I heard critics say his flow is microwave safe and every album drops with four matching lids.

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

So, we’ve also gotta make way for Lil Butter Drip, Baked Potatø, Drippy Dumpling, Lil Steam and Sir Loin..

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

No, please. Keep going if you must.

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

@ofmeloc You said it, not me

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

Ol’ Crockpot.. MC Meatloaf.. Lil Leftovers.. Big Marinara.. Feel free to stop me

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

I was today years old when I discovered we have a rapper named.. Yung Gravy.. What’s next — Heated Mash?

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

I was today years old when I discovered we have a rapper named.. Yung Gravy.. What’s next — Heated Mash?

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

@ofmeloc YOU DID. SO SAY IT.

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

HAHAHAHA, that was actually a good one. I have to admit you made me witch cackle with that

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

They're too famous now.. They're only performing at Motel 6 world tours. Unfortunately, they're exclusive to establishments with a health score of 'we tried.’

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

Well, customer service was a little bitey. But, performance quality was 20/20.. You might wanna grab ‘em as your opening act this fall before they raise their prices.

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

Sounds like you overstayed your welcome. Did they sing you a lullaby too?

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

Yeah, they whispered it while tucking me in.

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

Did they tell you that?

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

Maybe just a little bit..

[PK. / Tiff’s rockstar & knight @NOTPKJACKSON]

you’re sooooo crying

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

@MlDNIGHTCAFE It’s okay, we pretend we do not see it 😭

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

@duhitsdeb @coleiswaycooler Well my appointed excuse is, “I was gonna text you back, I swear!”

This was four years ago.. 😭

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

@prttvlittleliar It’s really how I learnt what PRNDL actually meant, so no shame here hahahahha 🤫

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

I was gonna have to post this iconic scene eventually. I present to you — the PRNDL. 😋