jesse.

Not the real Jesse McCartney.

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

jesse mccartney.

thirty-nine. former disney guy. singer-songwriter. model. ambivert. popcorn lover. new yorker. teen heartthrob.

rt’s are welcome.

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

it’s real quiet around here.

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

@SongofSuite Am I going to face the “wrath of Song” again if I don’t?

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀you got me right
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ where you want me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

Hey there! Have we met before? You look a bit familiar or maybe I’m just imagining things.

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

No, please. Keep going if you must.

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

Ol’ Crockpot.. MC Meatloaf.. Lil Leftovers.. Big Marinara.. Feel free to stop me

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

@SongofSuite One might say I had it first.

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

They're too famous now.. They're only performing at Motel 6 world tours. Unfortunately, they're exclusive to establishments with a health score of 'we tried.’

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

Well, customer service was a little bitey. But, performance quality was 20/20.. You might wanna grab ‘em as your opening act this fall before they raise their prices.

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

Sounds like you overstayed your welcome. Did they sing you a lullaby too?

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

Yeah, they whispered it while tucking me in.

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

Did they tell you that?

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

They own the place, actually.

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

That’s definitely a unique way to describe it. How about the bed bugs?

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

It’s 5AM and I’m up watching people stay at one star hotels where the roaches probably leave Yelp reviews.

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

@SongofSuite Don’t go tellin my secrets now. 🤫

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

London Tipton, apparently.. 🤔

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

Hey, you ou can’t blame me! The movie was iconic. Who doesn’t want Christopher Wilde!?

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

My competition is the guy from Starstruck? I see how it is.

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

Well.. Maybe if we were talking about Sterling Knight…

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

This isn’t fair. I’d faint for YOU!

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

You THOUGHT I was gonna faint! You tried.

[𝓑𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓮 𝓙𝓮𝓪𝓷. (Parody) @SHESN0TMYLOVER]

꧁ʜᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴏᴄ꧂

sɪɴɢᴇʀ/sᴏɴɢᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ. sᴛᴀɢᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ; ʙɪʟʟɪᴇ ᴊᴇᴀɴ. ɪɴғʟᴜᴇɴᴄᴇʀ. ʙᴏʀɴ 1989. ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴄᴀᴛs. (Ⓒ ɪɴ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ.)

✘ Mᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ.
》 Wʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ #FierceDespair 《
ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ-sʜɪᴘ
{↻&♡}

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

Was that JESSE MCCARTNEY!?

Annnnnd cue. 🫵🏻

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

Mm. Over there. 🤷🏻‍♀️➡️

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

Do you know where the manager’s office is? 🤨

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

My bad… Okay, hold on..

AHEM.

ACTION! 🎬

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

Sorry, ma’am.. Let me try that again. Could you call action?

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

Probably because you didn’t say the line.. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Ashton Irwin (Parody) #Parody @ChefN82253]

Ashton Irwin. 94. Australian. Singer, Songwriter. Nerdy Type. Fitness buff. Multi-instrumentalist. Always working. 21+ only, not the real Ashton Irwin, a parody by a fan. 1/4 of 5SOS. MV. MS.
🔁& ❤️?
#celebrp

[jesse. @ofmeloc]

How come you didn’t faint when I first said hello again? 🤔

[Brenda. @SongofSuite]

Do you remember this? @ofmeloc 😋