When I was a kid, I went hunting with my dad. A buck jumped out in front of where we were hunting, and I went to shoot it. However, I got too excited, and instead of shooting in behind the shoulder blade, I pulled the shot. The buck didn't take off. Instead he just kind of scrunched up, like he was in pain. I reloaded the rifle and finished him with a second shot. When we inspected the carcass, we found out that I had somehow shot the deer directly in the testicles, hence the reaction.
That deer is exactly like what being an $ETH holder is like. Life seems fine, then some douchebag shoots you right in the balls before killing you.
@itemayson real missed opportunity to follow the "I spent 37 hours researching penguin related meme coins and here are the top 20 🧵👇" template. do better