Chef Boy-ar-dee

Beef/Ravioli

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

Miss Congeniality 3: Congenital Heart Disease

[RE-OPEN THE SIZZLERS @SaladBarFan]

This is just a cultural misunderstanding. The Scandinavians brought their own food because they assumed as hosts we wouldn't be feeding them.

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

They painted the pool instead of using plaster?

It’s like he hired the dumbest people that have ever existed.

[Mike Rundle @flyosity]

Multiple videos on TikTok show the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool's freshly applied blue paint is now peeling off in chunks and floating atop the water

I'm not a paint expert but seems bad?

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

@dncfreak250 That’s a great question that I’m also asking.

My guess would be that there is some environmental impact they’re trying to avoid.

It’s just not going to work though.

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

The more I hear about this pool the crazier it gets.

7 million gallons of water

800 gallons recirculated every minute.

1.52 million gallons recirculated daily (not meeting the 30% turn over requirement)

No skimmers

No filter

No chemicals

Literally impossible to maintain

[Bluebird pooped an X @bluebirdpoopies]

This is not residual algae. This is not sabotage. This is not sea monkeys. This is not going away. This is the result of incompetence and creating a heat sink in a shallow non chlorinated pool.

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

@_Meme_king_21 I’m not even getting into the politics of this. I’m just a pool guy who saw a pool I don’t understand.

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

@Zencapital2 I’m not saying that at all, because I actually don’t care.

What I’m saying is I work in the pool industry, and this body of water makes no sense.

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

@bluebirdpoopies I can confidently say that water can’t be turned over. They’ll have to do a full drain and fill.

Logistically this is a nightmare. It will cost millions to get that pool back into shape and will continue to cost hundreds of thousands if not millions every week going forward.

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

They need maintenance guys, full time brushers, a night crew to come vacuum the pool every night, and don’t even get me started on repair guys.

A pool this size that’s being taken care of appropriately as I’ve lined out before will still run into equipment issues daily.

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

Even if they had 6-8 commercial filters running 24/7 and no algae they’d still need to

Dump 250 gallons of liquid chlorine and 175 gallons of acid in at startup

add 1400 (700lbs) chlorine tabs every week

And they need 10-20 full time caretakers…

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

Deserved

[utdreport @utdreport]

The England squad were told to shelter indoors on Saturday evening after a tornado warning was issued in Kansas City.

The players and staff also received an automated warning message on their phones saying 'Severe Thunderstorm Warning' [@TheAthleticFC]

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

I actually hope we invent a new nuke made out of Pakistanis and hit Britain with it.

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

Britain’s most technical dish is beef wrapped in pastry and baked.

Not an easy dish for anyone who doesn’t know how timers work.

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

Never a good sign

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

Uh yeah can I get a large Jokeroni

Hold the goon glaze

[𐙚⋆ @voidwithverses]

“An enemy will agree, but a friend will argue”

— Russian Proverb

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

“way uglier” is such a funny way to phrase this

It implies that she’s already pretty ugly, but not that ugly.

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

The new God of War Faye spin-off is getting huge backlash for making the in-game character way uglier than Deborah Ann Woll, the voice and motion-capture actress behind Faye.

Sony did it again, you can thank the usual consultants

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

Unironically phenomenal progression

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

Everyone’s always talking

“bread and circus” this

“Blood and wine” that

But brother

Have you tried milk and honey

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

It sounds like Ben Shapiro doing the Joker.

[Chef Boy-ar-dee @Sons_Of_Gary]

Never noticed that Hansen speaks with the same vocal pattern as Heath Ledger’s Joker.

[A24 @A24]

Witness television history. PRIMETIME, a new film by Lance Oppenheim, starring Robert Pattinson. In theaters this Fall.