SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎

Just a small jumping spider. I surface dots. You connect them. Z28.310 (Sorry, still behind on group DMs. DM directly if you need me.)

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

Parody accounts exist on Twitter.
Sarcasm exists on Twitter.
Satire exists on Twitter.

How can you tell? It's an intelligence test. 😉

Before reacting, spend a few minutes to gut check.

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@DreaHumphrey 🤔 Ribeye steak. If you can afford it. Otherwise regular ground beef (maybe with butter, if you can afford it). Bacon is good too. If you can afford it. (It does have some sugar though...).

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@vxunderground @punished688 Make sure you put up the disclaimer: "This website has free malware". 😉

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R 🤔 That's technically not true. 😉 Some people aren't working at all. 😉

[Official Layoff @LayoffAI]

BREAKING: 40% OF LAYOFFS NOW CITE AI AS THE REASON FOR THE CUTS

The May data is in, and the better way to frame it is that AI remains the leading excuse.

I don't think we've even began to scratch the surface of actual AI efficiency cuts.

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@FringeViews Moltbolt was the preview. 😉😉😉

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@GunGnome 🤔 Forget about the nuke. I wouldn't mind having a small nuclear reactor though. All to myself. 😉 It will power my automated defense systems. And all my energy needs.

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Accurate. 😉

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@kmcnam1 Lemma: If debugging is the process of removing bugs from the code, then programming is the process of writing bugs.

😉😜

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@wilsonhlthcoach What about in water? Inspired by 👇 which I saw earlier. Different buoyancy, but should still help.

[🇯🇵SAIGOU🇯🇵郷田剛士🇯🇵 @oidonhagouda]

Bro, let’s stop pretending.

Muslims make up about 25% of the entire world’s population — over 2 billion people across 50+ countries.

Japanese people? About 1.4% of the world. One single country.

Shinto exists only in Japan.

So when people say “Japan should prioritize minorities and be more accommodating to Islam,” who exactly are we talking about?

The global majority is coming to one of the world’s smallest ethnic and religious groups and demanding that Japan change its culture, food, and traditions for them.

That’s not “protecting minorities.” That’s the majority trying to colonize a tiny minority.

Japan has every right to protect its own people and culture first.

If Muslims want to live under Islamic rules, they already have dozens of countries where they can do that. They don’t need to come to Japan and turn it into another one.

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@Alph4betSoup This is why we need to roll our own. 😅 Open source and run our own things. We also need an open source/open hardware laser printer... 🤔

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@kmcnam1 Former Vibe Coder: "I identify as retired, not unemployed." 😅😉

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@uwu_underground Yin looks a bit frazzled. Meanwhile Yuki and Yuma seem oblivious (and having a blast). Are you girls going to make it? 😅😆

Don't let the co-pilot drive.

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@GunGnome 🤔 Sounds consistent. Make it so.

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@CaryKelly11 They're running out of addictive ideas? 🤔 They have to combine powers now? 🤔😜

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@FamedCelebrity Don't give them more ideas (or another letter). 😅

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@kmcnam1 Note to self: Plug computer into a fully charged large capacity (1500VA) UPS before updating BIOS. 😅 (Or only buy computers that have 2 BIOS slots.)

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@FringeViews @sivori 🤔 Maybe because we've delegated teaching of the next generation to the government? 🤔 Who are NOT interested to teaching people about the past where they were more independent and less trusting of the government.

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@japan_nobunaga I am going to guess that this will be changing fast. In less than 10 years.

[Peter St Onge, Ph.D. @profstonge]

Japan’s set to import another 800,000 third-worlders just months after an election promising to crack down on migration.

At this rate Japan will be mostly non-Japanese in just 33 years.

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@kmcnam1 We also did this because we thought we'd save time. 😅

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@FringeViews What should replace them are "keys". You give two (or more) to the website & you can use either to reset. You should be able to generate your own keys. They do not control them. In theory passkeys, but those are tied to Google/MS/Apple accounts which you don't own.

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@FringeViews The idea behind factors is it's something u own. But that's unprovable. So instead they use a proxy to it (e.g. ur phone, thus ur phone number, thus a code they sent to it – the code is a proxy that u own the phone & the channel is secure).

Ultimately passwords should die.

[SoothSpider 🇨🇦🍁🧡真🔬💻Ω 🐶😼🌎 @SoothSpider]

@FringeViews There are other options as well like a hardware key (YubiKey). But the reason many banks don't allow email as the 2FA proxy (factors: something you know – password; something you have) is because they think your email can be taken over (intercepted). But SMS is also insecure.