"Lemon, I'm sure you're aware of the Great-American-State-Fair's unfortunate cancellations. Nevertheless we still have Vanilla Ice, Milli, and the state of Florida"
*Tracy walks in with blue skin*
"LIZ LEMON, I FELL ASLEEP IN THE LINCOLN REFLECTING POOL AND THEY PAINTED OVER ME"
Viola Davis explains why she loves 'bad kids':
"I love a bad kid, like a two-year-old bad kid, I had a little bad kid at my wedding who stuck his whole finger in my cake. I thought it was the best thing in the world, so I love a bad kid. Because the world is gonna get at you, it's gonna kick your ass, just leave you in the dumpster. So it's really great when you go out in the world and you have the chutzpah. You have that self-possession. That's what I want with my kid."
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Remember when Google dropped this Black History Month commercial in 2020?
Thatโs what honoring Black history looks like, telling the truth loudly, not sanitizing it when it makes people uncomfortable.
Happy Black History Month.
About 95% sure someone stole my dog Bentley from my sitters backyard this morning.
He was last seen around 31st and Gordon street earlier today , he is 7 years old and literally so important to me.
Please help me recover Bentley asap. I will not call authorities if returned.
just saw that a teenage boy living in a tent among rubble was killed trying to catch a box of flour that came falling out of the sky. maybe i should listen to a new york times podcast where people debate the definition of genocide