Mitchy

Twitter me Xerxes!

[Mitchy @iwearsweaters]

Taun We trying to impress Kaiminoan Cloner trade ass looking cabinet member

[Dissident Media @DissidentMedia]

First day in a human body, apparently.

[Solar Flare @solarflare001]

I prefer to fuck men with a language barrier because I don’t want to hear anything they have to say

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

Excellent

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

Still the best take on American soft power

[Sean @panoptisean]

Never saw 2girls1cup, not going to watch the P*rez tape. Worst thing I ever saw was my old dusty cowboy boot getting run over by the lawnmower. Then I went to the store to get a replacement and all they had was woke shoes. So now I walk around barefoot

[Mitchy @iwearsweaters]

Reveling in the burnout to find the center of healing by not allowing others to project their inadequacies and insecurities onto me.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

an archetype is a stereotype with a community college degree.

[Mitchy @iwearsweaters]

The fact that the Ask Jeeves butler or windows Paperclip hasn’t been exhumed as an AI Agent goes to show how devoid of whimsy tech goons are these days. A lot of goodwill to be gained by a charming lil dork seeming helpful to make your slop for you.

[Alexander Thatcher @ThatchEffendi]

If you are new to Indo-European studies it is almost difficult for me to convey how much of it is about cows. Gary Larson culture.

[Breakfast Presley @Elmo_Oxygen]

padme HUSSEIN amidala

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

pigeons is ladies

[Grace @gracecamille_]

how it feels to go to a curly salon. They fuck me up omggg

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

death by a thousand butts

[graves.mp3 @GravedCoffin]

I've grown fond of your faggot ass

[Mitchy @iwearsweaters]

Speaking from experience, it’s because I’m drowning in it

[Neurodivergent King @FudsonFole]

Guys in open relationships be like hey you free to have sex next Thursday at 730

[Mitchy @iwearsweaters]

Men with abs: how do you sacrifice not eating tortilla chips? What makes life worth living?

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

dedicated to the people of ethpaña

[g @34rths]

Perverted freak with a pure heart that only
freaks when froken to

[james @jms_tny]

@m__d__w Nullo my ragtime gal

[major fartagaz @fartagaz]

Luthen Rael? The gay antique shop owner?