Sophie Calder 🌊

I don't want to blow my own trumpet.. because I forgot to bring it with me

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Lol that time I was pushing Chloe to do a workout even tho she was telling me she wasn’t well.. turned out she had covid

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I’m just not a dressing gown wearer

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@nadiaaaaax

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@Distourbled

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I’m 25 next month

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had a ft w Zaynah 2 hrs ago.. she’s now on her way to the airport to fly over

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Lol that time a homeless woman came up to chloe asking for a bite of her sandwich n chloe just said “sorry I don’t like sharing food”
Cryin

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Had a dream I saw my old boss n we went to get a photo and I was a turnip. What’s that mean

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@JessicaaaCalder @jonsmartns Ahahahahha I love it

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Is there anything worse than seeing someone’s buttcrack

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@nadiaaaaax Girl loves herself some Pepsi max cherry eh

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Amazon is essential and won’t be closed even if someone gets corona...
*see open parcel*
Cheetos and pregnancy test..
Fair

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Thunderpants, literally a film about a boy farting his way up to space..
Alright

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@JamieCampbellYT 😂😂😂😂

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Tell ya what, listened to a 10hr podcast of Julius Caesar and couldn’t tell ya a thing about the man

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Had a dream Post Malone would play in the cupboard in my dads caravan cus the acoustics were better..
Alright

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Add five doddies and there’s me as a baby x

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@JamieCampbellYT @J_CartwrightN0T Fs ahahhaaa the classic soph 😂😂😂

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@Distourbled Yepp hahahah

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Still can’t get over I’ve chipped me tooth again, like first time allriighttt adds character.. but second time? Come on soph