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Dad, husband, smart ass, ECU fan, provider of bad takes

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@reddit_lies I should be but I'm not surprised at the number of people who believe something better would follow in the aftermath of a US downfall

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@beauhightowerdn Lord of the Rings

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@MustangMan_TX

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@reddit_lies *guy

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@reddit_lies Id take this fiy over the dude that is going to quarantine grandma over the wrong mask.

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#flyers fans, What's your opinion on this because it seems wild to me? No dog in the fight.

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

We have tendered an offer sheet to Anaheim center Leo Carlsson. The offer is a five-year contract worth an average annual value (AAV) of $18M, which would require four of the Flyers first-round draft picks in each of the next four seasons as compensation. https://t.co/nfhD4h6nEc

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@Phlipflopfarmer @VigilantFox Black Friday shopping is gonna be awesome this year

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For Father's day, my son gave me a box with $3.50 in it and a note that said "for munchies". Best present ever

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@Snapback_Trivia The Sabres logo being considered "vintage" kicked me right in my old balls

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@Irina_exh Young William Bonney

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@StaggerTooth @Axioxchamqie_io @skumWgmi Fair enough.

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@RooVol @NC_Governor 7 is turkey

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@StaggerTooth @Axioxchamqie_io @skumWgmi A woman who is with you because of your nice car is not going to split the rent with you.

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@stonk_guy69420 @juniorclipps You mean Ori?

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@DEATH1DASHER They're a little butthurt right now, but if I was responsible but if I had to face the day fueled only on beans and a raw onion sammich, I would be angry too.

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It would be a Brit to think that everyone is just eating plain grits. Put some Bacon and cheese in there and tell me again about it.

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My fellow Brits are so bad at slagging off American food.

Grits. Grits exists. And it's not some weird thing, it's literally on breakfast menus all over the South.

Next time they come for Beans on Toast, just start replying with a photo of Grits.

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Evidently the rest of the world on X has a major big up their ass over "grits".

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@james_xond 16

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@relandrek @EODHappyCaptain If I can avoid mayo, I do. I think its the name salad cream that just sounds unappealing