Soraya Weaver

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I have a masters degree but I never use it!

[Soraya Weaver @SorayaWeaver]

this is a very small win but a win nonetheless

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@sachee "free speech is back!"

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@lmaoSAR No!

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@lmaoSAR No that can’t be true

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@chlsplm that means more for u

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oh no, not again, I’ve fallen in love with a jeopardy contestant

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@Bakari_Sellers There’s gonna be a lot to talk about that last no call but no talk about all of the other no calls. They let them play all game!!!

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@lmaoSAR @AndrewHedley17 Dibs stop doing push-ups

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I am leaving my phone at home and bringing my digital camera with the wrist strap

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Lorne Michaels is Canadian

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

When one of us shines, all of us shine - isn’t that right, @DanJLevy? Thanks for making the whole country shine last night, and congratulations on a job well done hosting @NBCSNL.

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Just hit me that @KingJames has been in the league for half his life

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@lmaoSAR No I don’t

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@TVietor08 “I have seen the evidence” so you don’t have to

[Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono]

Wow, Twitter banned fascists and conspiracy theorists and I lost 30,000 followers! I will not be doing any introspection about what this says about me

[Soraya Weaver @SorayaWeaver]

WAIT is Parler supposed to be pronounced “parlay”?

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it’s just locker room sedition

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

It is very, very important that we have Senators who are HOT.

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@lmaoSAR Anxiety

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If you’re at a dinner and somebody introduces himself as Ben Shapiro you’d be rather upset

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@lmaoSAR Me