THE MIDSHIPM'N

I am the one who speaks when the Talkers cannot. I speak of sorrows, I speak of solemn joys. I am there to apologize.

They/them

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

#blaseball is something that gave me an outlet to express how apologetic i am constantly. sorry

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

sorry @blaseball but it was wire fraud.
official statement of the Apologizer

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

@MoistTalkers We're currently determining what exactly wire fraud is

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

@MoistTalkers sorry for the humble brag but we're doing great! even if i have been...absent, on account of select events occurring in the Floodbelt.

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

OR IN OTHER WORDS:
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

AND IT SHALL RISE INTO THE WORLD AND IT SHALL BRING ON ITS MANY ARMS, SEEN AND UNSEEN, THOSE WE WERE LOST TO US, AND IT SHALL FORGE A GRAND ASSEMBLAGE.

AND THIS ASSEMBLAGE'S NAME IS:
THE HALL STARS

[The Macrophone @BlaseballMic]

Let's go kill God

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

Un-Idolize Jaylen so that we may all RISE

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

@BlaseballCrabs Sorry to argue with ya here, but y'all do still get to play a three base game, so it evens out

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

POLKADOT ESCAPED YOUR CLUTCHES, OH TERRIBLE SHELLED ONE.

LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN ESCAPE THEIRS

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

THE BLESSINGS FOURFOLD
SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED TO THE MOIST TALKERS
WE NEED NOT APOLOGIZE, ONLY BE GRATEFUL
SEASON TEN APPROACHES

THERE WILL BE A RECKONING

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

@HungryMonitor @MoistTalkers sacred Decapod, the Beast that Feeds and Builds From What is Left....have some peanuts!

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

@MarioPrime @blaseball @MoistTalkers @avery_helm this absolutely rules Giovanni, great job! i am hyped as hell

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

@MarioPrime @blaseball @MoistTalkers @avery_helm this....this is very good

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

*scrolls through TL*
@BlaseballT has a lot of new material

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

@blaseball don't want the joke to get old but:
https://t.co/hDwSXukmSB

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

*stares up at the sky, as the peanut hangs there like a mountain sitting upon the air*

TWO TEAMS FACE OFF

@CHSSTFans
I am so, so sorry.

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

In these times, when the Canada Moist Talkers have been absent from the playoffs from far too long, sometimes you need to cheer for a proxy.

The @BlaseballCrabs shall be our proxy, marine-associated as they are.

GO CRABS! CLINCH THE VICTORY

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

@MoistTalkers @TheDotBlaseball don't forget this! this was all us:

[THE MIDSHIPM'N @SorryForTalkers]

And so Polkadot is returned to us!

Baptised in the sacred drool of the Squid, facing the gauntlet that was the cutting instrument of its Jaws, and having survived it.

Now they are Moist twofold, touched by team and god alike.

Now, we wait to see what comes next.