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21 / snow leopard / he/him / 🇨🇦

[Sorry @Sorry_8_]

fun fact about me, I have a 400 ms reaction time

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die.

And there is now a trillionaire.

[Sorry @Sorry_8_]

@IiitsDanny @TheYard @fwong Freddie Wong

[mellipede @fixxieee]

you can pry gender neutral ‘dude’ and ‘bro’ out of my cold dead hands liberal

[a @a8065287968522]

dudes be like big things coming then kill themselves

[himejofries 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🐈 🍟 @bourglor]

Man recording a nutella spread covered white bread then berating his dog for chugging drinking his water LOUD AS FUCK, puppy comes over and looks at him guilty video meme

[☀︎ ⋆⁺. ☼ . ₊⋆꙳𝘴𝘦𝘺𝘮𝘢˚⋆𐙚｡⋆☘︎｡‎⊹˚٠.❤︎ @seymeowsu]

bizim güncel gözümüzün önündeki fırsatları göremeyiş

[にしきのこい @kuroppoikoi]

｢昨夜9時ごろ、あなたの同僚の木下さんが殺害されました｣

｢ああ、俺が毒殺したからな｣

｢おや、おかしいですね。私は木下さんが"毒殺された"とは言ってませんよ｣

[ant @persistantz]

he tryna ignore how the days fade into one another
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[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

there's this belief buried deep inside me that i can't date anyone until i've become the absolute best version of myself. first i need the career. then the body. then the confidence. then the life plan. and only after all that, i'm finally allowed to be loved.

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[neesh @neeshnoo]

just did some art therapy after a loss on eichenwalde

[kintsugi katie🩸 @JERMAPLIER]

the typo, he was tearing up over that little emote

[JustPocketMon @JustPocketMon]

Canadians be like I’m gonna drink canada dry ginger ale when sick.

[ottawaisms @ottawaisms]

Fat, gay, alone, and no 50$ bread settlement money. Whatever.