OMOTOWUNMI

ASPIRING CHEF//I WRITE POEM FOR FUN//I HATE STRESS. //GRACIOUS CHILD 🥰//THE SKY IS PINK💓// I LOVE AMALA😂//ACCOUNTANT 😊. Matthew 19:26

[OMOTOWUNMI @SortyAmor]

Micah 7:7

"But me, I'm not giving up. I'm sticking around to see what GOD will do. I'm waiting for God to make things right. I'm counting on God to listen to me.”

[Peace Ighodaro💛 @peace_igho]

"I don't know my husband's favorite soup because i've not cooked any since I got married. He always prefers we order soup from a restaurants”. - Simi

[OMOTOWUNMI @SortyAmor]

Something I can do 😭.

[Tola @westtyy_]

Still can’t believe my wife made us pay our rent way ahead of time and stocked up the house with food, prepaid meter unlimited, just before we started wedding expenses 😂 😂

[OMOTOWUNMI @SortyAmor]

@temmienire Yes😭

[OMOTOWUNMI @SortyAmor]

Lost a dear friend of mine, I pray God console his parent.

[OMOTOWUNMI @SortyAmor]

@temmienire Yes

[OMOTOWUNMI @SortyAmor]

Depends tho

[Rita🎀 @Rita_mila3040]

Do you think two people who once dated can break up and still be real, close friends without anything romantic or sexual going on?

[OMOTOWUNMI @SortyAmor]

Not necessary just ask the holyspirit to reveal things to you.

[ARÁKÙNRIN ÌYÈLỌLÁ 👷🏡 @IyelolaIge]

Is it okay to set your partner up for a loyalty test?

[Uncle Sola @solaadio]

I am sure all you girls on this street have outgrown this by now. People used to fight me over this on this street like 10 years ago. Anyway, let me just repeat the lesson for any absentees among you.

Don't send your noodles to any man here asking for it. Once he asks for it, dump him. He ain't the man for your future.

[OMOTOWUNMI @SortyAmor]

Unannounced visitation I recommend.

[Diary of a Female Surgery Resident @drhephzibah1]

Sis to Sis:

I recommend visiting your intending spouse at least once during your courtship so that you'll have an idea how your living space will be, and I recommend visiting unannounced too.

Thank me later.

[MFON ABIA @PrettyMfon]

Layi reminds me of the HR Director in ExxonMobil that year. He finished with 2.2 but omo, the man brain dey spark fire. He is super intelligent.

The day UNIUYO invited him to speak at their event, na so so clap and standing ovation dem give am.

ExxonMobil takes 2.2 just so you know.

Go to https://t.co/XqZ2Ofz9Sc , check for available vacancies and apply for a job in Exxonmobil anywhere in the world.

Worked for 7years in ExxonMobil Nigeria and my life changed forever!

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Former Lagos State Governor, Akinwunmi Ambode gives his daughter, Omotara, in marriage to the Kosoko royal family

[OMOTOWUNMI @SortyAmor]

Please don’t allow love make you marry a fellow AS, I just lost a friend and it hurt like mad. Like it hurt so much

[OMOTOWUNMI @SortyAmor]

I’m happy for you 🥹

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

I was born with sickle cell disease.

I had Crisis after crisis, constant pain, multiple organ damage by age 28. Doctors said I wouldn’t see 35.

During one brutal episode, I prayed like never before while hooked up to morphine. The pain vanished overnight.

Follow up tests showed my hemoglobin was normal. No sickle cells. Geneticists ran every test, markers for the disease had disappeared. I haven’t had a crisis in 4 years.

My hematologist calls me the walking miracle file.

You have to believe that there is God.

[JANE @jannygel]

Make sure you are very good technically ooo
AI fit take you go where you no know😂😂😂

[Habu Sadeik @HabuSadeik]

Accountant need the copilot license inside excel. You need to ask the AI to do the job rather than doing it.

[JANE @jannygel]

I am presently at growing my influence and expertise
Nothing is holding me back but just taking it one step at a time

[OMOTOWUNMI @SortyAmor]

Pick advice

[Tarelayefa @Sugar_Pops_]

I was advised to open a savings account but keep it secret from my husband. I just burst into laughter first.

It’s not that it’s a bad idea o, because we’ve heard too many stories…. but I should save money and keep it secret from the man that lets me open his bank apps to transfer money to myself? 😂😂😂

So when he finds out and removes that privilege, whose card will I now be using to clear my temu cart? 😂😂

In marriage, you’ll hear a lot of advice. I certainly have. Just pick the one that applies to you, then discard the rest.

[Habu Sadeik @HabuSadeik]

Convert that Zenith bank statement PDF file to excel and ask copilot inside the excel to deconstruct it in a new sheet, arrange it neatly and categorise the amount based on actual transaction, taxes like VAT and bank charges separately. Also to remove all RVSL.

[Omojo Rebecca @Oma_0jo]

Dear Accountants, I hope you're using AI to make your work easier?

[OMOTOWUNMI @SortyAmor]

Congratulations

[Premier💯 @Premier_100]

My current job story is still funny to me.

I honestly can’t remember when I did their online assessment because that month alone, I had like 10 different assessments.

When they called me for a physical interview, I had to ask the HR about the company because I genuinely couldn’t remember applying.

Fast forward to the interview day, I almost didn’t go. The role didn’t align with what I studied, and I was skeptical about how I even passed an assessment I didn’t prepare for. (I underestimate how brilliant I am sometimes.)

I eventually went with pure vibes.

Got interviewed first.

Collected the drink and meat pie they gave us.

Left Lagos that same day.

Then while I was at Nas Jam’s wedding, HR called again.

“Congratulations, you’ve passed the interview. We need you to do your medical tomorrow.”

I told them I had traveled to Ekiti because, truthfully, I wasn’t even interested in doing the medical.

They simply rescheduled it to a hospital in Ekiti.

I did it.

Five days later, they called again.

“Your medicals are fine. Will you be available for onboarding next week?”

At that point, I was in Kaduna trying to join the military through a Short Service Course 😂

I had already decided to miss the onboarding because my mind wasn’t there.

Then they called a day before and said it had been postponed.

Funny enough, I was in Abuja that same day for an NNPC final interview.

NNPC even gave us debit cards loaded with ₦100k each. I figured they might never call us back, but at least transport money was secured 😂

When I got back to Ilorin, another message came in.

Onboarding postponed again.

This time, they attached a flight ticket to Lagos and sorted accommodation.

That was the moment I paused and thought:

“Wait… these people are actually serious.”

My curiosity kicked in and for the first time, I started taking the opportunity seriously.

Anyways, here we are… still standing 😌

The funniest part is that the job kept chasing you while you were busy chasing everything else. 😂